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Spurlock's Ramadan diary

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Jun 9, 2016.

  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Next time you're on a plane during Ramadhan I want you to use this as your countdown...

     
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  2. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Thats just awsome...i might use it on my tube journey haha
     
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  3. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Plane reminds me, one hardcore guy fasted for over 36hrs! He travelled from middle east to somewhere in the usa, basically started his journey fasting landed in Heathrow and it was morning so couldnt break his fast and carriedon with the journey and throughout it was daytime and as he reached his destination it was either morning or afternoon!

    That would have made me super angry 'someone says hello' i would benlike 'WHAT'..
     
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  4. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    I might try and see if i can use that as my screen save lolz...being a IT freak will find a way haha
     
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  5. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    No trust me, seriously don't. You'll probably have half a dozen ppl pummel you. Or get shot!
     
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  6. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    They will have to try hard lolz i am pretty good at defending my self (quite well versed in wing chun).

    It would be funny just to see the reaction...
     
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  7. Watch out for Pixie, mate. He is a second Dan black-belt in the ancient Chinese art of Wan King. It's a style that makes elaborate use of wrist movement.
     
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  8. @Sir Stan

    Pixie will be furious with you for liking my last post, mate.
     
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  9. @PISKIE

    Sir Stan will be furious with you for liking my last-but-one post, mate.
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    We're giving you the sympathy vote mate :)
     
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  11. Stan

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    HIAG don't be so hard on yourself, you finally posted something that Stan thought was funny. Stan believes that good posts should be liked. Stan got a knighthood off the back of the popularity of his posts.
     
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  12. Stan

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    I'm pleased you're recognising my new title. Some people are still referring to me as Stan!
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It's an old one, but good effort from HIAG for his copy and paste humour <ok>
     
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  14. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I don't recognise the titled nobility Stan.
     
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  15. Stan

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    Neither did I until they gave me a title. Mick Jagger understands Stan.
     
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  16. Tobes

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    A bloke I know got an OBE the other day in the Queens Birthday bonanza - true story
     
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  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Oh Ive seen ****, twat, prick thrown about a few times too.
     
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  18. Stan

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    He sounds like a sell out to me.
     
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  19. NSIS

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    Sir ****, you mean? :biggrin:
     
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  20. Stan

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    Sounds like an interesting club, where is it?
     
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