Off Topic General chat

Thank god. Just the thought is off putting enough.

 

The Yanks & guns.
When are they gonna learn?

 

Read this. Superb article told by a Vietnamese guerilla.


http://www.cracked.com/personal-exp...about-vietnam-war-i-learned-as-viet-cong.html

 

If you like that sort of thing, get your hands on a book called Devil's Guard.

Its the true story of german SS soldiers who escaped Germany at the end of WW2 by joining the French Foreign Legion and ended up fighting the Viet Cong.

 

SS. French foreign legion and the Viet Cong. Sounds right up my street that book.

 

Winkles or willicks?
What do you call these little bastards?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_periwinkle

Had some last night, lovely.
They were always winkles to me but Jerry insists on calling them willicks.

 

Willicks for me.

 

****ing weirdo mackem twat, lol.

 

Its not my fault you ****ing hillbillys dont know what they are called.

 

That's probably because they're willicks

 

Snots with crash helmets on

 

A tanner a bag on Stanley market mate.
Decimalization hasn't hit here yet.
Do you like them?

 

Yes. Always a good laugh as a young'un to go willick picking. And a bucket full of crabs. Take the crabs up to the main road and let them free. A kind of a suicide run.

Evil things we did for a laugh.

Willicks are nice. Bit of a pain to eat. But nice all the same.

 

Willicks (winkles really . . . . for posh bastards, perhaps) are lovely, but I prefer whelks

Bugger sunday dinner . . . . I fancy a big bag of whelks now
I know what I'll be having, though . . . . fecking women

 

Yeah, I've watched 'the lot' twice over, there is some great characters in it!

 

Lol, we used to do that with frogs.

 

I'm having shepherds pie.

 

I'm invited to a Bar B. Pleased it's only torrential rain coming down then.

 

I'm not a lover of cider, but if I do have a pint it is usually a strong rough scrumpy that I go for..

 

Rough. Probably a good word to describe some scrumpy.