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Spurlock's Ramadan diary

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Jun 9, 2016.

  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Do you ever call her a slave?? Or is that a bit much?

    My mate at uni was a rich kenyon. I used to call him my slave. He just laughed.
     
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    Did you think he was an African prince and your landlord was called Rigsby?
     
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    I've got no issue with anyone who chooses to believe in their chosen faith mate, each to their own and all that <ok>
     
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  4. Tobes

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    Hahaha

    My sister dated a black PL player a few years back, fortunately my old man refrained from sharing his views on all things 'foreign' when he came round.
     
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    Nor have I. I don't discriminate against anyone based on anything other than whether I think they're a prick. Though I do deal with any religious person with the same degree of contempt.
     
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    My nan was ace bless her. If I ever uttered the words that's not fair. Her retort was always "neither is a black mans arse"
     
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    Anyway. @Spurlock apologies for derailing your thread. <ok> I shall look forward to hearing about whatever goat dish you eat later. <ok>
     
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    I feel some empathy with the lads here, as we're not going out to dinner until 9.30, Hank marvin already
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    Its lamb tonight. Goat on Wednesdays <ok>
     
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  10. Highburyal

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    You should try from sunrise lolz
     
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    Have fruits mate and food that burn slow. ...
     
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    Are you allowed to drink water during the day?

    I've got it in my head you can't. As was driving past the taxi rank looking at the old boys chewing on b&h in sunshine thinking there's no way you couldn't drink something.
     
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    I dare you ask her if she is house negro or field negro...come back and let me know what she says :emoticon-0126-nerd:


    We will know if she lets you be racist to her then lolz
     
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    No water...


    Nil by mouth apart breathing..
     
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    Wrong Eid surely :bandit:
     
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    Dwight Yorke? He dated most of the women in the NW.
     
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  17. Highburyal

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    Camels on Eid
     
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    I can't imagine how you bring one of those fckers down. Have you ever tried it? What's it taste like (don't say chicken!)
     
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    Won't that make you a bit fatwa?
     
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    Chicken! I take them down daily sharp knife and do a bruce lee (i do wing chun)<laugh>










    I have never had camel meat or taken one down lolz
     
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