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You Lazy ****ers Need to Get Up Earlier!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Jun 6, 2016.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Been on here since 6 and it's ****ing dead, do you think it's ok to leave me here alone? I could hurt myself or break the forum!

    I expect more and would like to introduce a shift system so that I'm not left alone for long periods of time, my therapist says it's not a good idea.

    So from 6 NSIS, Fosse, Archers and PISKIE are to log on to keep me company, they can then log out at Midday. From that point on HAIG, Spurlock, SuckmyKlopp and Stan should log in so that I have something to do in the afternoon.

    Roofy will check this post to make sure there are no possible problems with the rules I've put in place.

    If anyone has a problem with the schedule then you will be killed and replaced by someone off the waiting list.
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Come to GC, plenty of use taking the piss out the scotch
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    They get all tense when I post there.
     
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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Great thread, would read again <ok>
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'm glad you enjoyed it, if you could get yourself off Mumsnet for more than 5 mins you could keep me company on here more often. <whistle>
     
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    Tobes Warden
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    I'm banned mate.

    My pre-menstrual thread went pear shaped. It was a blood bath (pun intended)
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Might sort out an invasion once the Euros are over, everyone will be bored and need something to do. I'll haver a scout about, join a few forums and see if there's one that would work well. By the way the clowns say hi!
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG is often on here at 3am pretending he's been playing a gig, so there's your company for the wee hours :)
     
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    Tobes Warden
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    Damn those clowns.

    Humourless ****ers
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    My lad is playing his first gig on Saturday at the White Lion @ValleyGraduate12
     
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  11. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    At the White Lion? My sympathies <laugh>

    Is he in a band or solo?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    In a band on bass, probably worth avoiding the area on Saturday with the footy on then the band.
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I do have feelings
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You sure?
     
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  15. My apologies, Luvvy, as I have not been posting very often. I think most of the regulars go quiet during the close season. Things will pick up as the Euros get under way, I'm sure.

    I'm mainly here, at the moment, in order to try to stop Pixie crying to the supermods and calling the cops over some perceived breach of our wager.

    When the new season kicks off, you can be sure that I will be back with a vengence, and a whole load of new photoshopped gems to entertain the lads and get them chuckling (they love my stuff, as you know).
     
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  16. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    Make sure you collect those bottles outside WHL first :)
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I have a couple...

    Hope and Delusion.
     
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  18. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    I can do them shifts Luvvy.

    I'm not sure Stan will be happy with that rota though. With 2 Pool fans and 2 Spurs fans. Shame on him though, deserves them hours.
     
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  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Looks like I'm on the 3am-6am shift you ****s.
     
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  20. If you're lucky, Sky, you'll just catch me in the early hours of Saturday or Sunday, just before I turn in after a pussy-laden gig.
     
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