Excellent. Nearly as good as the one you pulled. The guy's a ringer for McCartney http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/for...-died-in-1966-and-was-replaced-by-look-alike/
Finally ... Dunc has passed out in his sofa covered in drool. I knew if I played the waiting game....
I don't mean to be rude about Suffolk. Spent last week there in Dedham Vale, very nice. Hadleigh had an Adnams store and two or three nice Indians which is always a bonus. Was a large old presbytery next to a Catholic church miles from anywhere. OK, so the plastic Virgin Mary looked down on this lapsed Catholic with disdain, but after a few pints of Ghost Ship, who really cares. The family insisted I had the bed under the massive cross, just in case, because I was bound to be the one to get it.
There was a knocking from behind the wall and the plastic Virgin Mary fell off and smashed to pieces on the hard wooden floor boards.