Had a large glass of Rioja as it goes, was all very nice. Fell asleep ages ago, don't know when. Just woke up and was in bed with my youngest lad. Must have been the wine.
Did a whole spatchcock chicken on the BBQ last weekend, very proud of it I thought I'd burn the ****er but controlled the heat with the vent well and it came out lovely.
Bbq weather this weekend. That said Saturday looks ****. What the **** are people doing tonight? I'm going to play some golf and try not to drink having been pissed the last two nights. Working tomoro til 2. Golf Sunday lunchtime then perhaps burn the **** out of stuff on the bbq. In an ideal world be invited to someone else's for a bbq thusly negating me having to sweat cobblers over fire while every other **** sits enjoying themselves.
Golf both days, got a two round comp on. 10.30 tee tomorrow, 12.00 tee Sunday. I plan to win the thing, which with the self inflicted pressure means I won't so there you go. Hopefully a barbecue Saturday evening and it's my young lads football presentation day Sunday so there first thing before sloping off to golfage in the afternoon. Just had Greggs for dinner. A Mexican chicken baguette and a pizza slice. Healthy.
Don't get me going. Stained the recently widened back gates last weekend, which didn't take long at all. Used the motorhome and tried to then stick it out the back, it is too long though so I had to stick it back on the front drive. I've scraped it about three times it's so tight so I pushed over a wall to accommodate it out front. I've now got to knock down a flower bed out the back and concrete some of the patio and gate threshold to get the ****er out there. When I've done that I've got to properly take down the wall and properly widen the front drive then rebuild the front wall according to the new layout. Plus all the usual outdoor and gardening ****. It'll all take weeks.
The gates out back can't be widened any further and there's about two inches either side when I'm reversing it in there. Plus, when it's out the back it eclipses both the sun and moon at the same time. I'd just as soon it sat on the (widened) front drive permanently. Where there isn't an oak in which all the local birds can sit so they can **** on top of it.
The last two nights, I've had the same. Bacon, egg and peas and new Cheshire potatoes with lashings of Lurpak. ****ing gorgeous
I managed to get through a box of Moretti over the weekend. Bloody lovely ice cold, it would have been very rude to not do it justice. Had a good crack at the back garden, still a bit to do before I can get the behemoth in and start on the front drive way. Am ****ed, fair play. So much so I sacked round 2 of the golf yesterday, unheard of. Today I will be mostly eating stuff which will help me shed the two pounds I've put on over the last few days. I had burger king for tea on Wednesday, some stuff from Greggs on Friday and a goan lamb vindaloo on Saturday. All told, not good if I'm honest.
