Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

I'm actually on holiday. Back tomorrow

 

where is PNP and NSIS - can someone phone the Samaritans to put them on alert that they may get a lot of calls from crying Spuds tonight.

 

@PleaseNotPoll @NowsufferinginSpain

@hoddleisagod

 

Another bottling, just like their team

 

They're as bad as your lot come February

 

Whereas Swansea just gave up in November

 

And we still put you lot in your place on your own patch come February, again

 

Yeah we've been **** too

 

Yeah, ok, Lord Lucan. How many months was it that you did a runner for, again?
The Invisible Man called, by the way. He wants some tips.

Thought you'd like this, though:

 

All of the Chavs.

Even Bodanki has vanished.

 

I refuse to believe Bodanki's a Chav. Can't imagine he ever ran with the headhunters. He probably has worn a baseball cap in his life, but his addidas tracksuit isn't imitation. I can't imagine he wears fake jewellery and tbf I've never seen him call anyone a facking kant. If anything he's probably in the south of France enjoying the vineyards or something ridiculous like that.

 

Obsession massive....... Roman's agent made any strange decisions yet?

 

Yes, he convinced him to sack Mourinho.

 

I'm guessing you found that description a little too close to home

 

Sardinia's more me mate.No northern gobby peasants.

 

That was Fergie's agent..

 

I went to Alghero earlier this month - what a lovely place - and no northern gobby peasants

 

Going sunday....... stayin at castelsardo,got a car and 24 nights.Happy days,

 

Don't hurry back

 

Sardinia is a **** hole