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Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by UnitedinRed, Sep 26, 2015.

  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Can we not encourage either Piskie or HIAG to ****post in order to clear a total, please?
    They're bad enough at it without having a figure to aim at.
     
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  2. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    But then the Loser could post whatever the "certain number of times" is all in One day.
    The "certain number of times" would have to be the average number of daily posts made since joining, and from end of season to first game of PL next.
    So for example if you Hiag have a daily average of 35 posts you would have to make 35 posts everyday. This would ensure no one goes into hiding and no one posts 200 posts in one day and then gets out of punishment:)
     
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  3. Yep. I'm in.

    Let's see if Pixie bottles that.
     
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  4. That's a cracking idea!

    I'm in.

    If Pixie comes out of hiding, I'll ask him if he's game for this, or if he's going to bottle it (as usual).
     
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  5. Skylarker

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    Ok so TEAM: LuvSky

    Have changed the rules slightly and ONE of our little monkeys has agreed. Will the other performing monkey agree?
     
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  6. I'm more of the bloke who looks after the monkeys. I'm sure that you'll recall my jizzing monkey jibe. That was about Pixie.
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I do recall it, very well indeed.

    I used it as my signature for a couple of moths as it so good. You're just amazing HIAG, my hero, my everything.


    I did change it for Klopp's wum on Wenger though.
     
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  8. Cheers, mate, but keep that under your hat, yeah?
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'm not wearing a hat. Just sat in my boxers and a wife beater.
     
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  10. Okay. Keep it in your boxer shorts, mate. This one's between you and me. I've a reputation to uphold.
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I love it when the windows open and your sat next to the misses in matching wife beaters, a slight breeze comes in and you can feel her armpit hair tickle against your skin. Oooosh.
     
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  12. Stan

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    It's only then that you really know it's Saturday.
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I won't even begin to tell you what Sundays are like...
     
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  14. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Is she German ?
    How long is her pit hair fffs
     
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    No she's Jamaican.
    About a foot.
     
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  16. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Braided
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    Dreaded, naturally.
     
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  18. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Has anyone see Hiag ?

    or PnP ?

    or NSIS ?
     
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  19. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Two of the top four posts are by two of those people right now. <doh>
     
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  20. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    So only Hiag missing
     
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