The "United failure Watch" thread

It's all relative ... we have had the lowest wage bill for the last 2 seasons, if you exclude newly promoted sides ... we won the EPL title .... you didn't ... now you must suck on lemons until August (which may have indrect health benefits for some; Stan in particular, given where his face has (allegedly) been resting recently ) ... and that is all.

... Kevin Keegan would be proud of me ... ".. loving this ... I'm just loving this" .... so much so in fact that I'd quite fancy another of those EPL title thngies next season too

 

Even your lot get it as well minimum 150M next season

 

Confused ... it's not even a shirt? ... it's made from pottery?

 

... whoosh

 

And look what happened to Keegan.

 

... he just gave up too easily

 

Don't worry Fosse I get your ****ed up humour

 

... ahh found it ... you are quite correct ... it's not even a shirt ... still I bet you had a lot of fun wearing it ...

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Fosse, that looks awesome pal.

 

Financial Titans fighting for scraps , ya gotta love it folks

 

The "to date" here is 2 years ago. We've barely spent anything since then and Utd.....?

 

Custard got curdled.

 

One spent £250m (less incoming of £116m) and the other spent £80m (with Sales of £90m). See if you can guess which is which?

 

If you are still wondering, here's another clue

 

Now if someone could put up the real issue tables here and go from season to season on value of the squad with wages and support for that squad since the Premier League began you'd see why things went the way they did till this season .
With transfers over 1 billion last season and both Manchester teams getting new managers after a horrible season , it's not impossible for the Manchester clubs to spend half that amount alone by the end of Next January .

 

It's the only place where you'll cum second

 

He who has the biggest pockets will often win, but now as more clubs have big pockets it makes it more fun

 

Whenever I see someone having fun in their pockets, I hope they're playing with their change.

 

Great deflective rebuttals when faced with the truth ... Well done

 

My apologies at adding a bit of humour to such a sensitive subject for you. Your one man crusade is admirable.