I think there might be a perverted connotation involved , but not sure .
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- Thread starter Hoddle Is A Gob
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FFS...at least pretend to give a ****... he's actually an unpaid volunteer(with a sock fetish)
What do you do mate?According to the government I am an overpaid public sector worker with a gold plated pension!
To get my pension (currently worth 3k per yr after paying in since 1994) I am supposed to work til I am 67...can you imagine doing this at 67 years old
FFS...at least pretend to give a ****
... I was studying to be a PE teacher at one point ... think I dodged a sock on that one
I am a teaching assistant in a school for children with severe behavioural problems (self harming, extremely violent, severely abused etc)
I know it was a joke...I just didn't get it...concussion remember?
He's saying your instinct to grab a kid is suspect, rather than heroic. See the 2 bold bits.I know it was a joke...I just didn't get it...concussion remember?
... I was studying to be a PE teacher at one point ... think I dodged a sock on that one
Cheers...should have guessed it'd be a sex thing on this site...
Respect buddy
You say respect buddy but the kids scream GO **** YOUR MOTHER ... potato potarto I guess
At least I get to entertain Mrs Remember and my daughters with my work stories!
Wow. Respect for doing that mate. It must be extremely challenging.
It can be...but as challenging as watching bloody spurs!!!
I use the same tactic in both being a spur and in my job...expect the worse and don't take myself seriously...seems to work most of the time.
Until you wake upon the pavement with workmates telling to stop sleeping on the job
You get a lot of satisfaction from showing them how a true adult is kind, gentle, funny and caring...and a lot of practice at dodging chairs!
It's not as hard as I make it sound. ..I am just a drama tart
cant you just slip some ritalin in the school custard and be done with all the work?
... don't do it @HRH Eatcustard the 20th - you will be caught and detained .... and become a target for sock throwers ...
They'd never throw piss filled socks at each other. ..that's a treat reserved for staff... a bit like how normal school kids give their teachers chocolate at xmas!... don't do it @HRH Eatcustard the 20th - you will be caught and detained .... and become a target for sock throwers ...
I am just a drama tart
I would never have guessed
Seriously though, I have some insight into this sort of work. I did 16 years with the NHS working with people who were suicidal, self-harming etc. Tough work and a thick skin needed ! I have a few stories to tell, one of the top of my head was visiting a client who was in the later stages of alcoholism and dementia. He hadn't been seen for a few days so me and the Police did a home visit. He was in his bed, covered in ****, piss and sick. He was so drunk and immobile that he'd shat into little plastic bags and left them all around the flat. There was **** up the walls, blood, piss and sick everywhere .... fun times
I would never have guessed
Seriously though, I have some insight into this sort of work. I did 16 years with the NHS working with people who were suicidal, self-harming etc. Tough work and a thick skin needed ! I have a few stories to tell, one of the top of my head was visiting a client who was in the later stages of alcoholism and dementia. He hadn't been seen for a few days so me and the Police did a home visit. He was in his bed, covered in ****, piss and sick. He was so drunk and immobile that he'd shat into little plastic bags and left them all around the flat. There was **** up the walls, blood, piss and sick everywhere .... fun times
Didn't realise you knew Arsenal87 in real life!