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Board Meltdowns

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle Is A Gob, Oct 7, 2014.

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Which board kicks off first?

  1. Liverpool

  2. Man Utd

  3. Swans

  4. Saints

  5. Hull

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  1. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    I think there might be a perverted connotation involved , but not sure .
     
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  2. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    FFS...at least pretend to give a **** <laugh>
     
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  3. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    What do you do mate?
     
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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    It was a joke mate........
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... I was studying to be a PE teacher at one point ... think I dodged a sock on that one <laugh>
     
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  6. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    I am a teaching assistant in a school for children with severe behavioural problems (self harming, extremely violent, severely abused etc)
     
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  7. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    I know it was a joke...I just didn't get it...concussion remember? <laugh>
     
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  8. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal Forum Moderator

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    He's saying your instinct to grab a kid is suspect, rather than heroic. See the 2 bold bits.
     
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  9. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    :steam:<wah>:emoticon-0173-middl
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Respect buddy <applause>
     
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  11. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Cheers...should have guessed it'd be a sex thing on this site... <doh> <laugh>
     
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  12. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    You say respect buddy but the kids scream GO **** YOUR MOTHER ... potato potarto I guess <laugh>

    At least I get to entertain Mrs Remember and my daughters with my work stories!
     
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  13. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Wow. Respect for doing that mate. It must be extremely challenging.
     
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  14. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    It can be...but as challenging as watching bloody spurs!!!
    I use the same tactic in both being a spur and in my job...expect the worse and don't take myself seriously...seems to work most of the time.
    Until you wake upon the pavement with workmates telling to stop sleeping on the job <laugh>

    You get a lot of satisfaction from showing them how a true adult is kind, gentle, funny and caring...and a lot of practice at dodging chairs!
    It's not as hard as I make it sound. ..I am just a drama tart<diva>
     
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    cant you just slip some ritalin in the school custard and be done with all the work?
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... don't do it @HRH Eatcustard the 20th - you will be caught and detained .... and become a target for sock throwers ...<whistle>
     
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  17. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Staff aren't allowed to take ritalin <laugh>
     
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  18. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    They'd never throw piss filled socks at each other. ..that's a treat reserved for staff... a bit like how normal school kids give their teachers chocolate at xmas! <laugh>
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    I would never have guessed <whistle>

    Seriously though, I have some insight into this sort of work. I did 16 years with the NHS working with people who were suicidal, self-harming etc. Tough work and a thick skin needed ! I have a few stories to tell, one of the top of my head was visiting a client who was in the later stages of alcoholism and dementia. He hadn't been seen for a few days so me and the Police did a home visit. He was in his bed, covered in ****, piss and sick. He was so drunk and immobile that he'd shat into little plastic bags and left them all around the flat. There was **** up the walls, blood, piss and sick everywhere .... fun times
     
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  20. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Didn't realise you knew Arsenal87 in real life!
     
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