Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

It's a bit puke/cringe inducing but trying a few different things out on different ones to see what gets the best reaction
Given her response to your opening gambit it seems she tends to take things literally, so probably best not to stray too far from your actual meaning. Take the piss, even lightly, and she might take the 'ump.
 
Are we talking Tinder here? And if so...give them some Would you rather questions...engages them into conversation, it's interesting, fun and probably different to the usual **** they get.

This one is on Tinder yeah, couple of others is texting via phone, don't like to ask too many questions as it seems like your desperate to keep any form of comms going with them but will have to try that. Most of the time they must get the usual 'hey sexy' 'you're fit' BS like you say, never open with anything like that
 
cos she's a self promoting whore with no talent i suppose?

theres always one but i'd say the femlae ryder cup hasn't a single ride her amongst them.
 
*Update* ...

Me: 'Haha, my compliment went straight over your head. All I meant was you're quite attractive. If you don't want it I'll take it back and you can become unattractive.'

Her: 'Ha, oops, my bad. Thanks xx'

Bit later

Her: 'So where do you work?' (I told her I'm sometimes in her area earlier)
 
*Update* ...

Me: 'Haha, my compliment went straight over your head. All I meant was you're quite attractive. If you don't want it I'll take it back and you can become unattractive.'

Her: 'Ha, oops, my bad. Thanks xx'

Bit later

Her: 'So where do you work?' (I told her I'm sometimes in her area earlier)

Checking out your income range mate.

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could you not lie and say it was really excellent, i wish i knew more about the references but she's done a really THOROUGH job and i learn a lot... you must be proud.

thats all RHC wants.. tell him is daughter is amazing (in a non sexual way)