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Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. saintanton

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    Given her response to your opening gambit it seems she tends to take things literally, so probably best not to stray too far from your actual meaning. Take the piss, even lightly, and she might take the 'ump.
     
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  2. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Are we talking Tinder here? And if so...give them some Would you rather questions...engages them into conversation, it's interesting, fun and probably different to the usual **** they get.
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    This one is on Tinder yeah, couple of others is texting via phone, don't like to ask too many questions as it seems like your desperate to keep any form of comms going with them but will have to try that. Most of the time they must get the usual 'hey sexy' 'you're fit' BS like you say, never open with anything like that
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Just searched her... How have I never heard of her before <yikes>

    Shes no Laura Davies to be fair
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    cos she's a self promoting whore with no talent i suppose?

    theres always one but i'd say the femlae ryder cup hasn't a single ride her amongst them.
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    *Update* ...

    Me: 'Haha, my compliment went straight over your head. All I meant was you're quite attractive. If you don't want it I'll take it back and you can become unattractive.'

    Her: 'Ha, oops, my bad. Thanks xx'

    Bit later

    Her: 'So where do you work?' (I told her I'm sometimes in her area earlier)
     
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  7. Tobes

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    Checking out your income range mate.

    #notsubtle
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Nah ... I'm sure it's genuine expression of interest <ok>
     
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  9. saintanton

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    Ok. I've no idea what all this ted business is about but I'll play along.
     
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  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Finally ordered some new running shoes :biggrin: discounted as well
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Don't tell her that. She'll think you're cheap. She's already scoping your worth already. <ok>
     
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  13. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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  14. saintanton

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    Seems good to me, but I'm no expert. Apart from Thoreau, I've never heard of any of the authors she cites, and American colonial psychology isn't really my field. <ok>
     
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  15. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Fortunately I didn't text it to that girl and posted it on the right thing although now you've brought it up sods law says that will happen to me soon <laugh>
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    It's spelt 'thorough' but it's good she's paid attention to detail
     
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  17. saintanton

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    He was a Yank though - can't say it properly, can't spell it properly. <ok>
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    could you not lie and say it was really excellent, i wish i knew more about the references but she's done a really THOROUGH job and i learn a lot... you must be proud.

    thats all RHC wants.. tell him is daughter is amazing (in a non sexual way)
     
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  19. saintanton

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    I'm too honest.
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    its not an issue if you like his daughter that way i suppose... just be polite about it :bandit:
     
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