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Where do you even start on something that size? You couldn't even risk a blowie in case the greedy bitch ate it.
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I would start at the same place I start at all my women, with my tongue in her arsehole.Where do you even start on something that size? You couldn't even risk a blowie in case the greedy bitch ate it.
He's even got his Hoops cardigan on
Mon and the kids head out for a day trip to the local Yam market
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Mon and the kids head out for a day trip to the local Yam market
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You mean the good old days?That was when Tin Tin was a racist
hahaha that's ****ing ridiculous. Did they make the Dambusters film an 18 too?I remember they had to move the books to the adult section in the library![]()
They just over-dubbed any reference to the N-word with "Rover".hahaha that's ****ing ridiculous. Did they make the Dambusters film an 18 too?
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Is this a 'guess who'?I remember reading a story about a jumbo-sized women in America who went to the doctor because of a severe irritation in her fanny region. The doctor - armed with a pair of tongs, a flab-jack and two nurses - fought his way in to see what was causing the issue, and needless to say he was horrified to find a TV remote entrenched in the flaps of her clitoris. The batteries of said remote had perished, thus causing the acid to leak into the vaginal passage.
Worst part of the story: the TV remote had been there for three years. How did they know this? The woman bought a new TV when she realised the remote was missing.
"A jumbo-sized women"? That doesn't make sense.I remember reading a story about a jumbo-sized women in America who went to the doctor because of a severe irritation in her fanny region. The doctor - armed with a pair of tongs, a flab-jack and two nurses - fought his way in to see what was causing the issue, and needless to say he was horrified to find a TV remote entrenched in the flaps of her clitoris. The batteries of said remote had perished, thus causing the acid to leak into the vaginal passage.
Worst part of the story: the TV remote had been there for three years. How did they know this? The woman bought a new TV when she realised the remote was missing.
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Monny going a wee message for patience in his new motor.
