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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Yes please AP
     
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    Repped everyone I could and yes what is the new word
     
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  3. Aldridge_Prior

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    Skilk


    Can you tell what it means?
     
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  4. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    A sun dried penis?
     
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    Here you go. Literally.
     

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  6. The Secret Ingredient

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    Won't say no <whistle>
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Does it mean s piece of silk that has been skillfully made my a phiilipino virgin?
     
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    hey hey hey <badger>
     
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    rep
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Thread: The Rep Brothel
    Once upon a time, in the grim town of Sunderland lived a disturbed young man called Titus Bramble. One day he saw a lovely young girl walking down the street and proceeded to follow her, as he neared her he saw a potential opportunity to proceed with
     
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    This must be secret ingredient?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Very subtle AB
     
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  14. The Secret Ingredient

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    The noise made when your privates get caught in your zip closely followed by a scream
     
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    Is it a type of rainforest frog that looks poisonous but in reality is just a ****ty little frog?
     
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    Returned
     
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  17. Aldridge_Prior

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    Sorry no, it's the skin that forms on top of hot milk.
     
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  18. Amnesiac

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    Wrong, repping you back for the other day <ok>
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I've learnt something new today. Cheers dude!
     
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    Rats! I should've guessed! I've always thought of it more as a film than a skin though. (The notion of milk having skin makes it seem like some disgusting liquid animal)
     
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