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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by crumble bungle, Apr 5, 2016.

  1. The Relic

    The Relic Well-Known Member

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    Pavements covered by cyclists. Call me old-fashioned, but I'd like pavements covered by pedestrians, wouldn't you?
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    As long as the cyclists are dead.
     
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  3. The Relic

    The Relic Well-Known Member

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    Dead or not is their problem. They know what they're doing.
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    They are nearly as bad as folks in motorised wheelchairs doing wheelies and other stunts.

    Granny Postelthwaite at number 6 was world freestyle champion.
     
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  5. The Relic

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    Granny Postelthwaite would have to win her title on a designated area. The public pavement is not designated for her to practice on. Ban her. How would she get about otherwise? - I'd concern myself with that as much as she concerned herself with pedestrians. Same goes with cyclists.
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Have you had an altercation while a cyclist recently?

    Did one do a ride pass snatch and grab and made of with your Waitrose crab and watercress sarnies?
     
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  7. The Relic

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    <laugh> No, neither. If a cyclist came near me on the pavement, I'd simply kick the bike wheel from under him. As i said, they know what they're doing. I owe them no more consideration than they chose to give me.
     
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  8. Neil

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    Having already said "the wife", can I also add "the kids".

    Why do they seem to want to live in a total pigsty? I don't get it. Mine have both got more cupboards in their rooms than I have, but still only use the "floordrobe". How hard is it to grasp the concept of putting clean clothes in a cupboard and dirty clothes in the wash basket?

    Son's room:
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    Daughter's room:
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    and apparently I'm "officially the worst father in the world" for threatening to post those photos on Facebook.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    My wife is the opposite.

    One sock left on the floor by accident and I'll get chased out of the country by an axe welding psychopathic 5'2" Angrybitch.
     
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  10. Billy Death

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    My son's room is exactly the same.
     
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  11. Blunham Mackem

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    Don't get me ****ing started on this subject!!!!!!!!

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  12. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I blame the parents, and the mothers in particular :emoticon-0105-wink:

    All that they need to do is to 'bring them up' properly . . . . useless tarts :angel:
     
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  13. swanseaandproud

    swanseaandproud Well-Known Member

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    Referee's and linesmen who are not up to the job and are better suited as pub teams standard, there are far too many now to say the odd one has slipped through the system.
    Going to away matches and being stuck in traffic missing the start of the game and after the match being made to stay behind and still meet traffic jams on the way home.
     
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  14. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    QUOTE="Neil, post: 9163434, member: 1001795"]Having already said "the wife", can I also add "the kids".

    Why do they seem to want to live in a total pigsty? I don't get it. Mine have both got more cupboards in their rooms than I have, but still only use the "floordrobe". How hard is it to grasp the concept of putting clean clothes in a cupboard and dirty clothes in the wash basket?

    Son's room:
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    Daughter's room:
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    and apparently I'm "officially the worst father in the world" for threatening to post those photos on Facebook.[/QUOTE]
    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
    Our daughter was just like that, it would be an absolute ****hole all week till Saturday morning when she would blitz it.
    Obviously after the threat of its not in the washing basket its in the bin.
    All her washing got done and the clean clothes put away, then the dirty stuff, knickers and all would be then hung up on the floor awaiting the next sat blitz.
    I told her to wait and see what its like when you have kids.........and sure enough some 20 years later she now knows what its like <laugh>
     
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  15. Billy Death

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    My lad has bunks in his room & he thinks the top one is a shelf.
     
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  16. JustMeMan

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    Grumpy feckers the lot of ya......hehehehehehe
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  17. MrRAWhite

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    Cyclists wouldn't feel the need to go on pavements if a large percentage of motorists knew how to drive in the vicinity of cyclists..
     
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  18. rooch 3

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    F ucking horse riders who leave massive piles of **** in the middle of the path, bastards.
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Maybe it's the balaclava that loosens them up after you jump out of your silent Prius.
     
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  20. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Just like to point out comm its the the horse that leaves the **** not the rider. <laugh>
     
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