The "United failure Watch" thread

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That's the issue ! It wasn't like he had loads of injuries and was forced to bring players in who weren't in their natural positions. It was the fact that he had the players on the pitch, but elected to play them in each other's positions. Crazy, and it makes me wonder if he does actually have a smoke before a game <laugh>
He needs a new dealer, if that's true.
He should have a word with that other Dutch manager, Schteve McClaren, yes?
 
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That's the thing with Maureen. He'll spend another £250m to play park the bus football and relegate all of the promising youngsters to the reserves.

It's not too far from the truth what RBDB said. The kid was outstanding. He not only was a major part of keeping us at bay, but he wasn't afraid to get forward either.
 
I think that he played about 4 players in their best position today and one of them was De Gea.
Martial? Striker playing as a winger. Young? Winger playing as a striker.
Lingard? Winger playing as an attacking midfielder. Mata? Attacking midfielder playing as a winger.
Rojo and the excellent Fosu-Mensah? Centre-backs playing as fullbacks.

No creativity at all and I think that it's easy to see why.

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What the hell was that all about ? The blindingly obvious one was Martial on the wing and Young in the middle. But as you say, right through the whole team he had players out of position. I really can't fathom LVG and it's no wonder his players look like they don't know what they are doing. That dressing room must be a really tough place to be at the moment, because they have talented players who must feel like they are being stifled in LVG's team.

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I wouldn't normally do this ... but I think it should it be 360, if it's full ...<whistle>

If it was 360, he'd be back where he started. He's turned about and walked into the wum that he was trying to direct my way, so it's 180 :)
 
Paris St-Germain captain Thiago Silva has warned team-mate Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 34, he would be taking a "step down" if he moves to the Premier League. (Mirror)

Ouch! (for United)
 
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The whole 'crush' claim is yours HIAG, so tell me again how you crushed Arsenal 2-2

Yet, you wummed (unsuccessfully) on the basis that we would not crush them.

You are such a dweeb, Pix.
 
Yet, you wummed (unsuccessfully) on the basis that we would not crush them.

You are such a dweeb, Pix.

dweeb <laugh> You really are 12 years old.

And I simply asked you how many goals you thought you'd crush them by, you responded by saying that a draw would count as crushing them <laugh>
 
dweeb <laugh> You really are 12 years old.

And I simply asked you how many goals you thought you'd crush them by, you responded by saying that a draw would count as crushing them <laugh>

I said we would crush them, despite how many goals we'd score. I was right, and you fcuked up a major wum. Get over it, mate.