I know my old friend ncgandy
Finds golf a sleep-inducing drug,
But Willett kept me awake last night
As Spieth made himself look a mug
And not since the days of Nick Faldo
Has a Brit beat the Augusta course,
As well as those from across the water
But this year we did have the force
Willett was solid and steady
While Spieth was extreme to extreme,
And this course does come back to bite you
If you do swing from beam to beam
Lee Westwood too and Paul Casey
Were in the top five at the close,
And this in a Ryder Cup year, too
Should keep those yanks well on their toes.
Finds golf a sleep-inducing drug,
But Willett kept me awake last night
As Spieth made himself look a mug
And not since the days of Nick Faldo
Has a Brit beat the Augusta course,
As well as those from across the water
But this year we did have the force
Willett was solid and steady
While Spieth was extreme to extreme,
And this course does come back to bite you
If you do swing from beam to beam
Lee Westwood too and Paul Casey
Were in the top five at the close,
And this in a Ryder Cup year, too
Should keep those yanks well on their toes.


