The "United failure Watch" thread

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This kind of basic wumming is very much part of the curriculum for the HWEB Grade 1, Custard.
 
Former Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester United forward Teddy Sheringham says Spurs striker Harry Kane, 22, should consider a move to Old Trafford should the opportunity arise. (Mail on Sunday)

But why, Teddy? United are ****!

Seriously? United's tapping-up machine is gearing itself up to going into overload!

I remember when Spuds fans used to sing "Poor old Teddy went to United and he won fck all." A few months later Teddy paid the streets of Enfield a visit wearing his PL, FA Cup and European Cup treble winners medals <laugh> Maybe that's why he said it, HIAG? :)
 
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You won't get a straight answer from Pixie to that question, CFC.

If he says that he believes Arsenal can win the league under Wenger, he will be jumped on by just about every Gooner on the board that he professes to "moderate," and his life will become a misery.

If he admits what everyone else already knows that, no, Arsenal cannot win the title under Wenger, then he will be jumped on by the likes of you and me for having so cravenly recanted on his earnest support of Wenger for all of these years, and his life will become a misery.

Therefore, he will continue to ignore and/or fudge the issue.
 
I must say, that it is incredibly bad form for United to turn up so late for a match, especially an afternoon match! I hope the FA comes down on them like a ton of bricks.
 
How many goals are you predicting that you'll 'crush' them by today ?

How many goals do you think we'll crush United by?
<laugh>

In retrospect, it really wasn't that wise of you to try to wum me, eh, Chuckles?

Yet another massive wum fcuk-up that's come back to haunt you in spectacular fashion.
 
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With Vertonghen back, we now look formidable. If we go to you having beaten Stoke and Saints, we are going to be electric!