Manchester United's star players have been told they face a pay cut. (Times) Hard times at United. This could get very messy.
Come off it, Custard! So, you're trying to tell me that if United slash all wages, there isn't going to be a backlash from the players? Is that what you genuinely believe?
Former Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester United forward Teddy Sheringham says Spurs striker Harry Kane, 22, should consider a move to Old Trafford should the opportunity arise. (Mail on Sunday) But why, Teddy? United are ****! Seriously? United's tapping-up machine is gearing itself up to going into overload!
Match of the Day pundit Alan Shearer and former Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson posed together for a photo ahead of a day watching the Masters at Augusta. Shearer, who famously turned down two chances to move to Old Trafford during his playing career, tweeted "He FINALLY managed to get me in a red shirt." (BBC Football website) Yeah, well I reckon the HurraKane is going to "do a Shearer!"
It could easily be a 1-0 crushing. I'd take that. By the way, it's good to see you back, Pixie - finally!
On the basis that he's urging Poch to stay at Spurs, I'm thinking the answer to your question is a big fat NO, Custard.