Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

Well those on holiday don't seem to be able to check the football scores or see this website.

 

Don't know mate, I've never had a problem. Saying that, I don't bother with this site if I'm on holiday.

 

I wasn't being entirely serious

 

Ok then.

 

I think you'll win tomorrow HIAG. But I won't be here to watch you spank yourself into a frenzy!

 

Also, if you handle him wrong, he can be an awful prick.

 

I don't tend to surf the internet while I'm on holiday!

 

That would be voyeurism, Stan. I'm not into that, mate.

Bambi and Pixie are, though. You might want to have a word them. That's if you can find them. Pixie seems to have vanished...

 

Me, too, Stan. When I can get a signal, of course.

 

Enjoy

Making excuses from your cave in advance. Coward like LVG!

 

HIAG beat you to it!

 

Yet, it is uncanny that CFC and I were thinking along the exact lines. There's no smoke without fire, Stan. Not unless you use smokeless coal.

 

Him? Huh..

 

You two are like an old married couple. David and Elton.

 

After getting savagely owned all day by HIAG plus your worst fear: United losing to Spurs. You'd best 'go on holiday' tomorrow

 

United losing to Spurs, Stan can take that all day long standing on his head.

It's losing to me, time after time again, that destroys him.

 

For me it's the timing of most of the holidays, as opposed to the availability of an internet connection that is the most dubious Watford

 

Do you know how ridiculous you sound constantly going on about owning and bites? You're in your 60's!

Your love affair with HIAG has really blossomed this season!

 

"Why are you doing this Stan?"

 

Indeed Stan, are they children or what?