Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

Crying? Hahaha

When's the 2nd leg?

 

Ha, nice one.

 

Anyone seen UIR since January?

 

Probably hiding out in the same cave as you were.

 

Anyone seen Pixie?

 

Sandwiched between your wum **** up post above and below

 

Thursday.

Although Scholes didn't actually cry, Astro isn't exaggerating too much either. Both Scholes and Rio were having kittens. It was almost as enjoyable as the game

 

..Scholes's were ginger toms ... Rio's were those horrible hairless types .... (Brazilian) ... .................................. coat please ...

 

I used to prefer Scholes when he didn't speak for 20 years.

 

He was still a cock then, but less people knew about it.
Constantly scything players down and getting away with it, because the media were kissing his arse.
Ginger twat.

 

We were always told he was a shy lad that liked to keep himself to himself and wasn't bothered by publicity, cameras, etc. what utter bullshit. I'm 100% convinced it was Fergie preventing him from speaking to the media because he is such a HIAG

 

For shy, read ******ed

 

Isn't that Gingerist!?....

 

Alright mate, where you been hiding?

 

It's not discrimination though, as they don't have souls.

 

has HIAG been putting something in the water today ?

 

Oh, right. Well, in that case, **** 'em eh!....

 

Scholes is United's version of Claude.

 

Sky should put a show together with Scholes and Aldo.

The pair of bitter ****s would be great value