The "United failure Watch" thread

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Come on, Sid! Give us a song! Stan will come along and give us his Kojak impression.
I'm honoured that I now get a mention in most of your posts HIAG, not that I've got inside your head!

By the way, you never came through with the disused mine shafts report. If it was too complex for you you could have just said. I'll find another fixed fee conveyancer monkey to do it.
 
Your opinion of conveyancing monkeys is extremely denigrating, Stan. Do you think they like being paid peanuts?
 
I'm honoured that I now get a mention in most of your posts HIAG, not that I've got inside your head!

By the way, you never came through with the disused mine shafts report. If it was too complex for you you could have just said. I'll find another fixed fee conveyancer monkey to do it.

Seeing as he was about to buy Bodmin Jail (despite ****ing up the name) you would have thought that HIAG would have been well versed in mining searches in Cornwall.
 
Seeing as he was about to buy Bodmin Jail (despite ****ing up the name) you would have thought that HIAG would have been well versed in mining searches in Cornwall.
To be fair this one was in Bideford which is in Devon.

Despite having previously said he was just about to embark on his first development project, it turns out HIAG has extensive experience of developing in Devon.
 
Pastie, have you noticed how Stan has never supported you over your whole "Bodmin Gaol" debacle? He knows you fcuked up, Pastie, and he doesn't want to be associated with that.

Face it, Pixie, you're on your own with that particular humiliating episode, mate.
 
To be fair this one was in Bideford which is in Devon.

Despite having previously said he was just about to embark on his first development project, it turns out HIAG has extensive experience of developing in Devon.

Devon's my nickname, Stan.
 
Pastie, have you noticed how Stan has never supported you over your whole "Bodmin Gaol" debacle? He knows you fcuked up, Pastie, and he doesn't want to be associated with that.

Face it, Pixie, you're on your own with that particular humiliating episode, mate.

You must have missed his comment in the Daily Arsenal (now known as the HIAG humiliation thread) where he was laughing at your total **** up over your Cornish claims :)
 
Oh, the Daily Arsenal is still the site's favourite Arsenal "fcuk-up waiting to happen" thread. It'll be business as usual over there, in due course.
 
Oh, the Daily Arsenal is still the site's favourite Arsenal "fcuk-up waiting to happen" thread. It'll be business as usual over there, in due course.

Best you don't try to make any more fanciful property tycoon claims then eh ? :tongue:
 
Former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho wants a written promise from Manchester United that he will be their new manager this summer. (Sun)

Er.... what? Like a contract, you mean?

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Bobby Charlton has probably the board that if that oik ever sets foot across the threshold of United changing room at OT he'll slit his wrists with a butter-knife at the next board room lunch!