The "United failure Watch" thread

[Hoddle is a god]

So HIAG, you have predicted that you will 'hand them back their arses' when you play Utd next week. So how many goals are you predicting you will beat them by ?

It's not the number of goals we score, more a matter of how we will dominate them. 1-0 will suit me, fine.

 

[HRH Custard VC]

The pressure is on the Spuds but they will bottle it, they are the new bottlers of North London

 

[PINKIE]

...which, in itself, is yet another demonstration of my complete mastery of the arts.

Your so **** at wumming that you agree that when you claim the wum, you've wummed yourself. Finally we agree on something.

 

[PINKIE]

It's not the number of goals we score, more a matter of how we will dominate them. 1-0 will suit me, fine.

1-0 isn't handing their arses back to them though is it ?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Your so **** at wumming that you agree that when you claim the wum, you've wummed yourself. Finally we agree on something.

I hate to do this, as you know, but it's you're, mate.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

1-0 isn't handing their arses back to them though is it ?

Depends on how we play.

 

[NSIS]

The pressure is on the Spuds but they will bottle it, they are the new bottlers of North London

We'll find out next weekend!...

 

[PINKIE]

Depends on how we play.

There's no scenario where a 1-0 is handing somebody back their arse to them, but I know you are an attention seeking drama queen in the mould of Christopher Biggins, so I can see why you would claim that it would be

 

[Skylarker]

now that we are challenging for the title.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Come on, Sid! Give us a song! Stan will come along and give us his Kojak impression.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Manchester United remain committed to manager Louis van Gaal spending the final year of his contract at Old Trafford, despite another inconsistent campaign. (Mirror)

Stan's not going to like that.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Van Gaal has warned teenage star Marcus Rashford, 18, that he now has to live with the expectations he has created through the exciting start to his career. (Star)

...or get the fcuk out of Old Trafford!

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Cruzeiro forward Alisson, 22, admits he would jump at the chance to join Manchester United this summer. (Metro via Goal Brazil)

That sounds incredibly needy!

He can't be that good, then, or we would be in for him.

 

[Skylarker]

Van Gaal to be given a new war chest of £300 million, if he finishes 7th or above.

299 million going to Everton for Lukaku and Barkley. One million going on middle eastern projects.

 

[HRH Custard VC]

Spuds will find it hard to keep its top players even if they get CL football

 

[Skylarker]

Spuds will find it hard to keep its top players even if they get CL football

'It's'??

You mean Lloris?

 

[Skylarker]

If Spurs had Mignolet in goal they would be equal on points with Sunderland - according to SAM the Super computer.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

The bitterness seeping from those last couple of comments is truly shocking!

Spurs are the new Daddies of London. I think there's a thread about that.

 

[HRH Custard VC]

The bitterness seeping from those last couple of comments is truly shocking!

Spurs are the new Daddies of London. I think there's a thread about that.

Being the daddies of London is not much when the big boys are up North

 

[NSIS]

'It's'??

You mean Lloris?

Kane, Alli, Dier, Alderweireld!....