I don't know. I made it up. I thought there might be a boat.
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I don't know. I made it up. I thought there might be a boat.
And bang on cue, here's HIAG, battered and bruised but still coming back for more!
To be fair I credited you for giving the character of the builder a bit of depth by making him Cornish. However, I suspect you started sweating again when you found out Piskie lives in Cornwall as it meant you'd have to evade yet more details!
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HIAG surrounded by his yet to be completed buy to let contracts - after he's realised he's pissed away 2 days making out he was a property tycoon to randoms on the internet.
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And bang on cue, here's HIAG, battered and bruised but still coming back for more!
To be fair I credited you for giving the character of the builder a bit of depth by making him Cornish. However, I suspect you started sweating again when you found out Piskie lives in Cornwall as it meant you'd have to evade yet more details!
Nice try, Pastie! Unfortunately for you, enough people saw what you wrote, and were, no doubt, laughing along with me when I caught you out an absolute corker when you tried and failed to call my bluff. In a humiliating climb-down, I forced you to admit that you had to resort to Google to do some desperate on-the-fly research into Bodmin Gaol (whose name you continue to get wrong). You were never in control of that exchange, even though you continued, fcukwittedly, to try to wum me. Even Stan and Tobes kept a safe distance from that exchange - estate agent and incompetent insurance clerk they may (respectively) be, but they are neither of them so stupid as to try to back a loser.Anyway, enough of all of that. I've had my laugh (at your expense), and I am prepared to move on.
"Anyway, enough of all of that. I've had my laugh (at your expense), and I am prepared to move on."
I give him an hour tops before he has to make another reply.
Oh, he sent one of his lackeys instead. Cool.
He played his Joker yesterday afternoon mate in post [HASHTAG]#1351[/HASHTAG]HIAG is going to appear in a minute and scream "APRIL FOOLS"