The Daily Arsenal

So what's the plan dear?
Well mamma, I'm going to make a flippant remark, be made to look like a **** over and over again and then proclaim myself the victor!
That's nice dear, but don't forget that you have all that conveyancing work to do, those bedsits won't buy themselves.
Yes mamma, can I have a special handshake before I go to work?

 

It's a good job that HIAG has that parallel dimension of his to retreat to when everybody is ripping the piss out of him in this one.

 

What are we doing this weekend mamma?
Well I'm spending the whole weekend with Cornish Bob. He's promised to butter my pasty. You're going to stay with your father in Bognor.
Ooh goody mamma, the coastal retreat!
It's a one bedroom council flat dear, you sound like such a **** when you call it that.

 

Please mummy can we go to Bodmin Gaol as I love our day trips there.
It is called Bodmin Jail dear, you sound like such a **** when you call it that.

 

Please mamma can we take the sports car out this weekend?
Yes dear, I'll just go and plug it in.

 

You bored/lonely today Stan?

 

I set myself the challenge of making the PL board a CFC ****upfest but got bored after a while. His threads are mind numbingly repetitive and tedious!

 

Goes hand in hand with being a chav Stan.

 

You're the fool all year round HIAG. I think April 1st is your day off.

 

If only it were.

He's just ****ed up again on his Berahino thread.

 

Yeah, I can see why you might think you'd get a more sympathetic ear pedling that **** on this thread, but even here it's a difficult line to pull off, bearing mind in mind that your failed wummery is there for all to see and laugh at.

Nice try, though, my little Cornish Pastie.

 

I think it's safe to say that given your extensive **** ups all over this forum, that whatever you claim you make, the exact opposite is usually true.

 

Arsenal are going to finish above Spurs.

 

Ha. Great comment from Cactus boy. Can you get your tongue any further up his arse?

 

As I said, usually. This might be the one prediction you get right this season

 

That's a brave prediction, Pastie.

 

I'm not predicting anything.

You're not very good at this wumming lark.

 

Oh, on the contrary, I can confidently state that I am far better than you have the intellect to appreciate.

 

because you've demonstrated that so well over the last 15 pages of you getting torn to shreds on this thread