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You found Bodmin on the map yet Pastie?

 

If I ever have the misfortune to meet HIAG, i'd punch him square in his stupid face that's for sure.

 

I mean he does, he needs a real good ****ing slap.

Anyway i'm off out, you have fun being the sad-act you are HIAG.

 

Oh, dear! Remember the last time you where forced to sit on the naughty step for threatening violence, Lee?

Get yourself a can of lemonade, and give your social worker a call. Just calm down, son! None of this is real.

 

You got that right.

Now you'd better hurry up finishing off your beef spread sarnies mate, and crack on with those buy to let completions

You could have some pissed off landlords at your door in the morning

 

I was in Bodmin last week actually. There's a lovely little plant nursery on the lanivet road. I'm sure you know it being an investor in the area ?

 

...and you need to crack on with the loan proposal, mate. It's almost been 4 weeks. The punter will have retired by the time you stop playing with your cock, Tobes.

 

I don't know the town at all well, actually. I've only been there to visit the Gaol. Then again, I haven't pretended to know the town well, unlike some.

 

You have pretended to know it though because it's called Bodmin jail. Even their official website calls it Bodmin jail and that's not because Google forced them to change it because they are a US company. that was one of your funnier **** ups on this thread.

 

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It's still sat on my desk - unsigned mate.

As the reason I needed the cash hasn't materialised yet

The 'punter' is me love

 

...says the man who had to Google "Bodmin Gaol" to find out about it!


Hilarious! You do cheer me up, Pastie!

 

Well, might I suggest that you sack the bloke who's been dicking around trying to sort this out for you? He's a complete waste of space, mate.

 

The under writers aren't on my books mate.

 

That's because it's called Bodmin jail HIAG. **** me this is like talking to a sack of spuds

 

I'm calling "bollocks!" on your last post, Pastie.

If you knew Bodmin Gaol at all then you wouldn't have to Google it.

My reading of the situation is that you tried desperately to wum me on whether or not I (or my builder) knew Cornwall, and when I brought up the subject of the Gaol, you leapt at the chance like a dog with two dicks. Unfortunately for you, though, Pastie, you didn't expect me to have been in negotiations to buy the place, so you flew into a feverish panic that set you desperately tapping away at your computer, but the damage was already done, and I tied you up in knots, last night.

I heartily recommend everyone to go and read it, since it presents an absolute master-class in how to destroy an amateur wumster!

 

btw HIAG a quick look on the net shows that Bodmin Jail (Gaol in Cornish love - you've been spending too long with that brickie ) last changed hands in 2004.

 

Wow. HIAG has got you really wound up.

You are well hard though. Of that there can be no doubt

 

That's because it's called Bodmin jail HIAG. **** me this is like talking to a sack of spuds

Btw 'pastie' is spelt 'pasty' in Cornwall. Anymore bullshit you want to try and peddle ?