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Substitute "estate agent(s)" for "gay(s)" and Stan's post is ****ing hilarious!

 

This one has been a particular highlight though.

It takes a special kind of cock to invent a story like this and then pad it out with inconsistencies, basic procedural errors and complete lies when pulled up on the basic errors in the detail.

I've no idea who he is, what he does, what kind of a life he has etc, and quite frankly I couldn't care less, but there's one thing I know for sure - he's a proper sad ****

 

Defcon 1 close

 

Oh, I'm no lawyer.

 

WOO HOO!

You are spitting nails, Tobes!


Did someone call HIAG rape your Teddy Bear in front of your cot, when you were a toddler, mate? Keep this up, and you'll soon be organizing a lynch mob to string me up!

 

You felt the need to query the £ per sq ft price based on Stan's comments. If you had a fully costed building plan and schedule of works on your desk, you'd have not felt the need to ask......

 

Defcon 1 reached.

aka the full Sisu.

 

On the bright side, though, neither are you an estate agent, mate!

 

Ah, that's why I did it? I thought I did it to have a laugh at Stan's expense.

Never mind, let's run with your explanation....

And.... so what?

 

So, you're an estate, you married an estate agent, and all your friends are estate agents?

No wonder you feel the need to apologise, mate.

 

So you'd e-mail a builder and tell him what a hoot it was that someone on the net that you don't know, said it costs £200 per sq ft to build in London?

That wouldn't be odd at all would it......

 

You had to be there, Tobes.

Relax, though, none of it is important.

 

Do the gays scare you HIAG? Or do they just offend you?

 

Fixed

 

and it's categorically not correct - http://www.constructionenquirer.com/2015/07/01/building-costs-in-london-now-second-highest-in-world/

Oops!

 

Quite sad really that this presumably middle aged man sits around all day every day making up fantasies in his head.

 

Neither. However, estate agents both scare and offend me, mate.

 

Says it all.

 

Says it all.

 

says it all again