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Stan said:
Some of my best friends are estate agents. We even had an estate agent marry into the family.
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Substitute "estate agent(s)" for "gay(s)" and Stan's post is ****ing hilarious!
 
Stan said:
Whilst I have found it entertaining, I don't actually understand why he gets himself into these situations as they always end up with him getting hysterical, claiming he's been slandered/libelled/defamed (I don't know the difference, it's not my field you see), he's going to call the police etc.

I do get that he's desperate to appear superior and clearly he has personal issues that he's dealing with but being proven wrong and made to look foolish on a daily basis surely can't help improve his inferiority complex. He must have knowledge on some matters, although we're yet to discover any of them. He'd be better off sticking to them rather than writing nonsense and then insisting that he's right because a figment of his imagination with a Cornish accent said so.

When a couple of posters, I think a Spurs fan and a Gooner, found out that they'd both worked in the financial markets, everyone left them to chat about it as they were discussing stuff that was best known to them and little known to others. No doubt HIAG waded in there as the font of all knowledge as well!

In short, I think he's quite a disturbed individual but at least he's fun to take the piss out of!
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This one has been a particular highlight though.

It takes a special kind of cock to invent a story like this and then pad it out with inconsistencies, basic procedural errors and complete lies when pulled up on the basic errors in the detail.

I've no idea who he is, what he does, what kind of a life he has etc, and quite frankly I couldn't care less, but there's one thing I know for sure - he's a proper sad **** <ok>
 
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Tobes said:
This one has been a particular highlight though.

It takes a special kind of cock to invent a story like this and then pad it out with inconsistencies, basic procedural errors and complete lies when pulled up on the basic errors in the detail.

I've no idea who he is, what he does, what kind of a life he has etc, and quite frankly I couldn't care less, but there's one thing I know for sure - he's a proper sad **** <ok>
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WOO HOO!

You are spitting nails, Tobes!
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Did someone call HIAG rape your Teddy Bear in front of your cot, when you were a toddler, mate? Keep this up, and you'll soon be organizing a lynch mob to string me up!
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
How do you know what I have and have not been provided with, Tobes?

At what stage am I at, in my discussions with the prospective funder?

What more can you tell me about this project?

Please, do not let your complete lack of any knowledge on this subject stop you from providing me with your replies, as the comedy gold element more than compensates.
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You felt the need to query the £ per sq ft price based on Stan's comments. If you had a fully costed building plan and schedule of works on your desk, you'd have not felt the need to ask......
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
WOO HOO!

You are spitting nails, Tobes!
<laugh>

Did someone called HIAG rape your Teddy Bear in front of your cot, when you were a toddler, mate? Keep this up, and you'll soon be organizing a lynch mob to string me up!
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Defcon 1 reached.

aka the full Sisu.
 
Tobes said:
You felt the need to query the £ per sq ft price based on Stan's comments. If you had a fully costed building plan and schedule of works on your desk, you'd have not felt the need to ask......
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Ah, that's why I did it? I thought I did it to have a laugh at Stan's expense.

Never mind, let's run with your explanation....

And.... so what?
 
Stan said:
Some of my best friends are estate agents. We even had an estate agent marry into the family. It's not like the past when it was frowned upon to mix with estate agents and they had their own cafes and sections on the buses. Estate agents are people too. We actually have one on the United board.
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So, you're an estate, you married an estate agent, and all your friends are estate agents?

No wonder you feel the need to apologise, mate.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Ah, that's why I did it? I thought I did it to have a laugh at Stan's expense.
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So you'd e-mail a builder and tell him what a hoot it was that someone on the net that you don't know, said it costs £200 per sq ft to build in London?

That wouldn't be odd at all would it......

<laugh>
 
Stan said:
Even though I'm not an estate agent I take no offence to being called an estate agent. Some of my best friends are estate agents. We even had an estate agent marry into the family. It's not like the past when it was frowned upon to mix with estate agents and they had their own cafes and sections on the buses. Estate agents are people too. We actually have one on the United board.

I've also done alright out of a few estate agents so I'm not going to slag them off! There are good guys and ****ers in all walks of life and professions.
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Says it all. <ok>
 
Stan said:
Even though I'm not an estate agent I take no offence to being called an estate agent. Some of my best friends are estate agents. We even had an estate agent marry into the family. It's not like the past when it was frowned upon to mix with estate agents and they had their own cafes and sections on the buses. Estate agents are people too. We actually have one on the United board.

I've also done alright out of a few estate agents so I'm not going to slag them off! There are good guys and ****ers in all walks of life and professions.
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Says it all. <ok>
 
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