I noticed that your usual supporters crept quietly out of the door a long time ago!All figures of speech, Tobes, but don't let that stop you slugging away on Stan's behalf. He needs as much help as he can get right now, mate.
I noticed that your usual supporters crept quietly out of the door a long time ago!All figures of speech, Tobes, but don't let that stop you slugging away on Stan's behalf. He needs as much help as he can get right now, mate.
I noticed that your usual supporters crept quietly out of the door a long time ago!
'We both started to laugh' isn't a figure of speech, it's a statement of fact.All figures of speech, Tobes, but don't let that stop you slugging away on Stan's behalf. He needs as much help as he can get right now, mate.
The Cornish builder backed up his comments. Did you miss that bit Tobes? Forget the industry stats and evidence, the Cornish builder has spoken (emailed)!'We both started to laugh' isn't a figure of speech, it's a statement of fact.
Only it never happened did it....
If you were genuinely involved in a project of this nature (at the level you claim, and not merely in some form of conveyancing associated role) Then you'd know the figures were correct and accurate and the thought of actually questioning them on the basis of an internet forum comment would be laughably stupid.
You're a pathological liar mate
'We both started to laugh' isn't a figure of speech, it's a statement of fact.
Only it never happened did it....
If you were genuinely involved in a project of this nature (at the level you claim, and not merely in some form of conveyancing associated role) Then you'd know the figures were correct and accurate and the thought of actually questioning them on the basis of an internet forum comment would be laughably stupid.
You're a pathological liar mate
The Cornish builder backed up his comments. Did you miss that bit Tobes? Forget the industry stats and evidence, the Cornish builder has spoken (emailed)!

There are all those ! again.
I was beginning to wonder where you'd got to, Stan! You were just taking a breather, though. Whew!
Keep windmilling, mate!
There are all those ! again.
Your anxiety sweats will be starting soon enough.
Is that real laughter or email laughter?Only after my sides have stopped aching from all the laughing!
Wow! This has really got to you, hasn't it, Tobes?
Why is it all so important to you?
Let's assume that I have simply concocted all of this inside my head, then so what? Why get so upset about it?

Hmm, an estate agent.
I'm no expert in this field so I don't get too involved. The estate agent thing answers a few questions for me though.Stan's been trying to big it up a bit by saying that has a few bolt-ons to his services. But, put it this way, if the bloke who arranges to sell you your house also cuts your hair, he's an estate agent who also cuts hair. I think you get my point, mate.

Whilst I have found it entertaining, I don't actually understand why he gets himself into these situations as they always end up with him getting hysterical, claiming he's been slandered/libelled/defamed (I don't know the difference, it's not my field you see), he's going to call the police etc.That's as close to an admission that it's a pack of lies as we're going to get, but it's close enough...
It's not 'got to me' in the slightest mate. I was chuckling last night while having a nice glass of malt sat on the couch in front of the fire, as you tied yourself in knots with your lies - as unfortunately for you - you'd stumbled across a commercial property professional and someone who has decent amateur knowledge. My better half was even asking me what I was smiling about. "some bloke making a complete cock of himself on the internet" was the answer![]()
My building partner has just emailed this comment to me: "...don`t take too much notice of an estate agent, most of them are full of ****, and not qualified in anything !!"
That's set me off, again!
Even though I'm not an estate agent I take no offence to being called an estate agent. Some of my best friends are estate agents. We even had an estate agent marry into the family. It's not like the past when it was frowned upon to mix with estate agents and they had their own cafes and sections on the buses. Estate agents are people too. We actually have one on the United board.I'm no expert in this field so I don't get too involved. The estate agent thing answers a few questions for me though.![]()
...a Cornish builder who's not provided you with a fully costed building spec for you to refer to when talking to your prospective funders...