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I've lost a couple due to that btw. Hurts as you've spent on surveys etc.

 

I really cannot be arsed going through this with you any more.

I do not expect an estate agent to understand the whys and wherefores of property development, as you are simply interested in making a quick profit, and leaving all the dirty work to someone else.

And yes, you did make a faux pas. You tried to wum on the basis that we'd have a social housing contribution, and then were forced to rapidly backtrack and admit that, in fact, you know nothing about pub conversions. Talking on subjects that you know nothing about is a speciality of yours, it would seem.

 

I've read every word of it, and you've changed your story throughout.

 

HIAG's bullshit 101 doesn't hold nearly as much weight as section 106 or 73

 

So just to clarify, when you said you were dealing with the receiver and later said that you were dealing with the bank, you were in fact talking ****e? I believe you explained that away by stating that you think that most people reading your fairytales on not606 are muppets.

I love that as it's that belief that gets you into these situations when you post some ill thought through bit of "wisdom" and then get ripped to shreds by the muppets who are actually better informed than you are!

That's how I worked out that you went to boarding school.

 

Whatever. I cannot be arsed with this any more.

I'm buying a pub that has planning for residential, at a very decent price, which my builder partner is going to build out, and we think we are going to make a tidy profit.

That is the long and short of it.

 

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Whatever.

 

I'm a security officer. My wage went up 50p an hour.

I'm a player, you would be trying to fleece me, I would be trying to **** your wife.

all this because just like last week, my cock is still the biggest.

 

Stan ****ed up on the section 106 point (again), and had to rapidly retreat. Do you see me bleating on about it?

 

I'd certainly agree with the fact that I'm happy to leave the dirty work to someone else!

I know my business model and stick to it. You've demonstrated that you couldn't build a model house!

You dumb bastard, what a way to spend your evening, making a tit out of yourself on the internet trying to convince strangers in the know that you're a hot shot lawyer/property developer who can't even calculate what his profit is on his fake development project!

 

Your estate agent mentality will keep you stupid, Stan.

 

You got absolutely schooled on s106 the last time around. Even I know when s106 applies and I have no involvement in property other than buying my house. I would have thought a property lawyer would have a much better understanding of it. You also got schooled about contracts and severance packages in employment law and have shown that you have little to **** all knowledge about anything to do with law. Any monkey can google the ****e you do, but most don't make glaring contradictions that give them away as a gobshite like you mate.

 

Do you want me to get the 106 thread out!?

I'm going to look into the pub 106 issue tomorrow. If all councils have agreed to scrapping it then it's a sector that I'm now interested in, especially knowing that there are ****wits like you buying consented schemes with absolutely no understanding of values or costs!

 

And sadly your attention seeking mentality makes you look like an insecure **** every day.

 

So you're expecting me to swallow that a bank who's owed £299k on a property is going to write off £49k to save themselves the hassle of repossessing said property - the market value of which is at least £450k, when they've also got the comfort blanket of a directors guarantee sat there should the disposal price fail to cover the mortgage advance?

Seriously?

You've been talking in riddles throughout, from your numbers to the supposed purchase process. But this whopper shows that you're talking absolute ****e.

 

Of course you are sweetheart

 

. fcuk me that was some boring **** read ... ffs HIAG ... just admit that your 'builds' are just Minecraft and we can get back to debating footie ...

 

HIAG is going to be straight on the blower to the old bill after the 'bullying' he's had on his thread.

 

Why do you lot even get riled up by talking to him? Of course he isn't converting an old pub, for **** sake, this is HIAG we are talking about, he's still having trouble converting himself out of his parents loft.

 

If I can get hold of some gimp masks...would you boys be interested in a cut price deal for the job lot?