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Still, it's good to see that I haven't wounded you with my estate agent jibe.
By the way, do you drive a leased Porche 911, Stan?
By the way, do you drive a leased Porche 911, Stan?
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Hoddle is a god
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What? You don't believe me, Pixie? That's the bottom fallen out of my world. Oh, well. Time for a wee Scotch, methinks.
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Hoddle is a god
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HIAG you've dropped something mate...
I think it's your arse.
Would you like Stan and me to hand it you back?
I think you'll find that that's Stan's arse you're holding, mate.
I don't expect you to be phased by being shown up as a bullshitter mate, it's not the first time it's happened on here
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Hoddle is a god
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Go drown your sorrows mate, as you've been tied up and butchered here.
Stan was brutal in his owning of you here. You picked the wrong subject to talk absolute ****ing bollocks about mate, and have paid a heavy price.
Make sure it's a nice single malt love x
No, I have no interest in fancy or status cars. I find people who have flash cars are often over compensating for something.
To be fair, there's barely a subject HIAG can talk about without getting schooled.
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I don't expect you to be phased by being shown up as a bullshitter mate, it's not the first time it's happened on here
What's bull-****?
That I have formed an SPV with a builder business partner to acquire an off-the-market pub that has planning for a mix of new-build and conversion residential units, that we're getting 65% (of actual market value) to acquire + 100% build funding, and that it has a GDV of a minimum of £1.1m (possibly £1.3 million), and that acquired my knowledge of this deal through my network of banking contacts?
I have more imagination than that, Pixie! If I was going to bull-**** you, I'd tell you that I was part of a multi-billion pound (sterling) consortium that had bought a large chunk of the Docklands for redevelopment. Please, give me some credit, even if it isn't much!
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Jesus! That would mean that I have a very, very, very tiny penis!
But I don't, so that cannot be true, Stan.
The last 4 pages of your frantically googled property development ramblings.
Up until the part where you went all 'Why are you doing this Stan?'
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"...property development ramblings?"
What? You mean like my idly disclosing the fact that I was in the process of buying a property for redevelopment with a builder business partner, and that I was getting a cracking deal through my networking grapevine?
Those "property development ramblings," you mean?
Btw HIAG, you said that you were buying the land for half of its true market value @£300k, and that your funder was going to lend on the basis of the true value.
Your revised down total project value was £1.1m meaning that the true profit on the development (after the £400k build costs) was only £100k and the remainder was the undervalued property you had supposedly acquired.
A sensible person might realise this and re-sell the project for the £600k and take their profit without the the risk of actually building the thing, for a paltry additional £100k (excluding the funding costs for the time taken from start to the final unit being sold)
You're welcome
Your revised down total project value was £1.1m meaning that the true profit on the development (after the £400k build costs) was only £100k and the remainder was the undervalued property you had supposedly acquired.
A sensible person might realise this and re-sell the project for the £600k and take their profit without the the risk of actually building the thing, for a paltry additional £100k (excluding the funding costs for the time taken from start to the final unit being sold)
You're welcome