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That's tantamount to child abuse
Sadly not. I know parents that do this and there's fck all Children's Services do about it tbh.
My parents used to roll their finger in whiskey, and then onto my gums when I was teething (so I'm told). Never did me harm... 
Hic!
Used to dip my daughter's dummy in brandy too. I remember one pious girl in work telling us how she baby sat for her sister and they told her to give her Calpol an hour before bedtime to sleep. When she finishing tutting and left the room, I turned to a colleague and said "If they had tranquiliser darts I'd use a blowpipe on mine'.
Hic!Used to dip my daughter's dummy in brandy too. I remember one pious girl in work telling us how she baby sat for her sister and they told her to give her Calpol an hour before bedtime to sleep. When she finishing tutting and left the room, I turned to a colleague and said "If they had tranquiliser darts I'd use a blowpipe on mine'.
Its official! - Weed is for pussy's
Whoopi Goldberg Launches Female Cannabis Line
March 30th, 2016 by Michael Cheng
Source)
In the past few years, the cannabis industry has attracted numerous celebrities, including Woody Harrelson and Melissa Etheridge. The latest star to step into the marijuana limelight is Whoopi Goldberg.
Known for her comedic roles in Sister Act, Eddie and The Lion King, Caryne Elaine Johnson (her real name) announced the opening of her new medical marijuana store in San Francisco. Called Whoopi & Maya, the business is a collaborative venture shared by Goldberg and Maya Elisabeth, founder of Om Edibles (an all-female cannabis organization based in northern California).
Cannabis for Menstrual Pain
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The duo’s business focuses on providing relief for women who are suffering from menstrual pain and discomfort. Previous reports earlier this year cited the benefits of using marijuana to alleviate severe cramps and bloating. The unconventional solution ranges from a topical cream to a tampon-sized suppository for immediate relief. “This was all inspired by my own experience from a lifetime of difficult periods and the fact that cannabis was literally the only thing that gave me relief,” explained Elisabeth. “Every month women experience pain and discomfort associated with their period. Cannabis is a wonderful remedy, and combined with other superfoods and medicinal herbs, can provide the type of relief many women need.”
Initially, Whoopi & Maya plan to release the following products: a topical rub, THC-infused bath soak, THC-infused tincture and marijuana-laced chocolates, which can be eaten or turned into a drink. The offerings cater to women with busy lifestyles, as well as males who are looking for a set of unique cannabis products that promote blissful relaxation. Ultimately, the company’s goods are designed to be used together, depending on the timely needs of the individual. For example, the rub can be applied at work, where smoking a joint is not an option. At night, one can indulge in a cannabis bath soak while sipping a special organic tea. All of the mediums work cohesively to deliver a complete experience that one can’t get from taking bong rips all day.
Availability and Expansion
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Getting your hands on the company’s merchandise might be a bit difficult, as the business is still in the process of launching its products. For now, the following cannabis shops will carry Whoopi & Maya’s offerings: Berkeley-based delivery service C.R.A.F.T. Collective, Oakland’s Blum dispensary, West Hollywood shop Alternative Herbal Health Services and CBCB in Berkeley. Company representatives acknowledged the possibility of expanding to other regions in the near future.
“I’ve always been in favor of cannabis. I always felt like it was a great, wonderful drug. But I’ve seen over the last 50 years how it’s dealt with. I’ve been doing research, discovering the lie of cannabis as a Schedule I drug. Based on folks who work with hemp, we see that there are a lot of applications for this,” said Goldberg.
Other celebrities who recently launched their own marijuana line includes Robert “Raffa” Marley (Bob Marley’s son), Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson.
Went out with a girl who diddnt smoke but always wanted a toke when she was on her period, said it helped. i was just happy to convert her
Whoopi Goldberg Launches Female Cannabis Line
March 30th, 2016 by Michael Cheng
Source)
In the past few years, the cannabis industry has attracted numerous celebrities, including Woody Harrelson and Melissa Etheridge. The latest star to step into the marijuana limelight is Whoopi Goldberg.
Known for her comedic roles in Sister Act, Eddie and The Lion King, Caryne Elaine Johnson (her real name) announced the opening of her new medical marijuana store in San Francisco. Called Whoopi & Maya, the business is a collaborative venture shared by Goldberg and Maya Elisabeth, founder of Om Edibles (an all-female cannabis organization based in northern California).
Cannabis for Menstrual Pain
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The duo’s business focuses on providing relief for women who are suffering from menstrual pain and discomfort. Previous reports earlier this year cited the benefits of using marijuana to alleviate severe cramps and bloating. The unconventional solution ranges from a topical cream to a tampon-sized suppository for immediate relief. “This was all inspired by my own experience from a lifetime of difficult periods and the fact that cannabis was literally the only thing that gave me relief,” explained Elisabeth. “Every month women experience pain and discomfort associated with their period. Cannabis is a wonderful remedy, and combined with other superfoods and medicinal herbs, can provide the type of relief many women need.”
Initially, Whoopi & Maya plan to release the following products: a topical rub, THC-infused bath soak, THC-infused tincture and marijuana-laced chocolates, which can be eaten or turned into a drink. The offerings cater to women with busy lifestyles, as well as males who are looking for a set of unique cannabis products that promote blissful relaxation. Ultimately, the company’s goods are designed to be used together, depending on the timely needs of the individual. For example, the rub can be applied at work, where smoking a joint is not an option. At night, one can indulge in a cannabis bath soak while sipping a special organic tea. All of the mediums work cohesively to deliver a complete experience that one can’t get from taking bong rips all day.
Availability and Expansion
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(Source)
Getting your hands on the company’s merchandise might be a bit difficult, as the business is still in the process of launching its products. For now, the following cannabis shops will carry Whoopi & Maya’s offerings: Berkeley-based delivery service C.R.A.F.T. Collective, Oakland’s Blum dispensary, West Hollywood shop Alternative Herbal Health Services and CBCB in Berkeley. Company representatives acknowledged the possibility of expanding to other regions in the near future.
“I’ve always been in favor of cannabis. I always felt like it was a great, wonderful drug. But I’ve seen over the last 50 years how it’s dealt with. I’ve been doing research, discovering the lie of cannabis as a Schedule I drug. Based on folks who work with hemp, we see that there are a lot of applications for this,” said Goldberg.
Other celebrities who recently launched their own marijuana line includes Robert “Raffa” Marley (Bob Marley’s son), Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson.
Went out with a girl who diddnt smoke but always wanted a toke when she was on her period, said it helped. i was just happy to convert her
A guide to a cannabis overdose:
What do you need:
1,500 pounds or 681 kilograms of Cannabis
Box of strike-anywhere matches or Butane/MAPP fuel torch.
A small house-sized tent, large enough to fit 681 kilograms of cannabis and have room for a person.
Step One: First you must procure enough cannabis to die from lethal toxicity when consumed.
Doing so can be a rather arduous process, unless you are able to grow your own. You will have to obtain approximately 1,500 pounds of cannabis, or about 681.81 kilograms.
Step Two: Now that you've gathered up your 681 kilo's of marijuana, you have to find a method of consumption that can allow for your planned overdose. Smoking those 1,500 pounds joint by joint or bowl by bowl would be futile. You would just get REALLY stoned. You have to consume all 681 kilos in about fifteen minutes if you wish to overdose from lethal toxicity. The cheapest, and probably easiest method to attempt your overdose would be similar in the way the ancient Scythians consumed cannabis. In a time before the invention of pipes or bongs, they would burn cannabis or other herbs in tents, so that all the smoke could get captured. Ancient hot-boxing. So get yourself a tent, keeping in mind that 681 kilos of cannabis is going to take up A LOT of room, you will no doubt need a small house-sized tent.
Step Three: Assuming you were able to fit all 1,500 pounds into your small house-sized tent, you will then need to set fire to the entire pile, without using any lighter fluids, as those fumes would be dangerous. After all, the over all goal is to overdose naturally on cannabis, and cannabis only. Setting fire to this enormous pile of marijuana will prove to be difficult, and unless you are willing to multiply the dose per person who will be attempting this with you, chances are you are doing this alone. Take with you a large box of strike-anywhere matches, or if you prefer use the store bought butane or mapp fuel torch. If you are using matches, continue striking and dropping lit matches into the 681 kilo pile for the duration of the 15 minutes. If you are using a torch, light the pile at the bottom and it should catch on from there.
Step Four: With your 681 kilogram pile of cannabis burning, you can now proceed to the overdosing. Simply sit in the tent as it hot-boxes for fifteen minutes, inhaling and exhaling naturally. Hopefully your small house-sized tent was large enough to provide enough space between you and flames from the burning pile of pot. If you are not suffering from third degree burns by now, you've done this all correctly, and you should be quite stoned.Remember, you have to inhale the entire THC content of those 1,500 pounds in no less than 15 minutes, otherwise all overdose attempts are useless and you will just get bombed out of your mind, and no fatalities by cannabis will occur.
Outcome: If you have done all of this correctly, and distance between you and the burning 1,500 pounds of pot was safe, and by nothing short of a miracle you were able to consume all the THC content in the 681 kilograms of cannabis in the 15 minutes allotted, you are now dead from lethal toxicity of cannabis. Congratulations, you have become the first human being in over 5,000 years of recorded history to die from lethal toxicity of cannabis.
For the Unsuccessful: Chances are you failed at overdosing on cannabis. Either you just got really really stoned, and after the fifteen minutes ended up annihilating every bag of crisps in the kitchen, or you passed out from lack of oxygen to the brain, you definitely did not overdose from lethal toxicity of cannabis. But do not feel bad, you are not alone. Millions of people all over the world are using cannabis, medicinally and recreationally, and they will never be able to obtain that lethal toxicity.
I found this quite amusing, just for people who cant be bothered to work it out, 681 kilograms of cannabis is 2432 ouces... yes you would have to inhale all the THC content from those 2432 ounces in 15mins..
Leading to....
Its pretty much impossible
What do you need:
1,500 pounds or 681 kilograms of Cannabis
Box of strike-anywhere matches or Butane/MAPP fuel torch.
A small house-sized tent, large enough to fit 681 kilograms of cannabis and have room for a person.
Step One: First you must procure enough cannabis to die from lethal toxicity when consumed.
Doing so can be a rather arduous process, unless you are able to grow your own. You will have to obtain approximately 1,500 pounds of cannabis, or about 681.81 kilograms.
Step Two: Now that you've gathered up your 681 kilo's of marijuana, you have to find a method of consumption that can allow for your planned overdose. Smoking those 1,500 pounds joint by joint or bowl by bowl would be futile. You would just get REALLY stoned. You have to consume all 681 kilos in about fifteen minutes if you wish to overdose from lethal toxicity. The cheapest, and probably easiest method to attempt your overdose would be similar in the way the ancient Scythians consumed cannabis. In a time before the invention of pipes or bongs, they would burn cannabis or other herbs in tents, so that all the smoke could get captured. Ancient hot-boxing. So get yourself a tent, keeping in mind that 681 kilos of cannabis is going to take up A LOT of room, you will no doubt need a small house-sized tent.
Step Three: Assuming you were able to fit all 1,500 pounds into your small house-sized tent, you will then need to set fire to the entire pile, without using any lighter fluids, as those fumes would be dangerous. After all, the over all goal is to overdose naturally on cannabis, and cannabis only. Setting fire to this enormous pile of marijuana will prove to be difficult, and unless you are willing to multiply the dose per person who will be attempting this with you, chances are you are doing this alone. Take with you a large box of strike-anywhere matches, or if you prefer use the store bought butane or mapp fuel torch. If you are using matches, continue striking and dropping lit matches into the 681 kilo pile for the duration of the 15 minutes. If you are using a torch, light the pile at the bottom and it should catch on from there.
Step Four: With your 681 kilogram pile of cannabis burning, you can now proceed to the overdosing. Simply sit in the tent as it hot-boxes for fifteen minutes, inhaling and exhaling naturally. Hopefully your small house-sized tent was large enough to provide enough space between you and flames from the burning pile of pot. If you are not suffering from third degree burns by now, you've done this all correctly, and you should be quite stoned.Remember, you have to inhale the entire THC content of those 1,500 pounds in no less than 15 minutes, otherwise all overdose attempts are useless and you will just get bombed out of your mind, and no fatalities by cannabis will occur.
Outcome: If you have done all of this correctly, and distance between you and the burning 1,500 pounds of pot was safe, and by nothing short of a miracle you were able to consume all the THC content in the 681 kilograms of cannabis in the 15 minutes allotted, you are now dead from lethal toxicity of cannabis. Congratulations, you have become the first human being in over 5,000 years of recorded history to die from lethal toxicity of cannabis.
For the Unsuccessful: Chances are you failed at overdosing on cannabis. Either you just got really really stoned, and after the fifteen minutes ended up annihilating every bag of crisps in the kitchen, or you passed out from lack of oxygen to the brain, you definitely did not overdose from lethal toxicity of cannabis. But do not feel bad, you are not alone. Millions of people all over the world are using cannabis, medicinally and recreationally, and they will never be able to obtain that lethal toxicity.
I found this quite amusing, just for people who cant be bothered to work it out, 681 kilograms of cannabis is 2432 ouces... yes you would have to inhale all the THC content from those 2432 ounces in 15mins..
Leading to....
Its pretty much impossible
Serious question.
For all Hippies
How come you believe in homeopathy but never dilute your thc by 1000s of times in water to get stoned?
Just thought of it there for some reason....
For all Hippies
How come you believe in homeopathy but never dilute your thc by 1000s of times in water to get stoned?
Just thought of it there for some reason....
Major feature on BBC Salford breakfast news yesterday. Seems arrests and prosecutions are both down even though usage has increased slightly. The reason is that a number of police forces believe it isn't worth the time or effort given how harmless it is. You'd really have to insult the bizzies to get done for personal use You can probably find it on the BBC News website.
You can probably find it on the BBC News website.
Down to resources.
Simple as. If you had an excuse like that would you get up of yer hole for less than a major haul.
What's the point when judges let them off after.
Simple as. If you had an excuse like that would you get up of yer hole for less than a major haul.
What's the point when judges let them off after.
