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I'm telling you, Mockney Spiv should have bitten LVG's hand off when he came sniffing for one season wonder Kane.
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Oh, dear! That was an embarrassingly premature thing to have written!
I'm telling you, Mockney Spiv should have bitten LVG's hand off when he came sniffing for one season wonder Kane.
Spuds could have made out like bandits selling one season wonder wet n windy to Utd.!
"Wet n windy" was the hilarious nickname that Pixie came up with for Kane.
When I say "hilarious," what I should say is "hilariously inappropriate.
Ouch! This isn't getting any better for Pixie, is it!

You're entitled to your opinion I suppose. Most people who watch him would disagree with you I suspect.
As for Kane, my opinion is that he is a one season wonder. I think he's going to find this season really tough, partly because you haven't strengthened (in any real meaningful way), partly because Spurs are now relying on him to reproduce what he did last seaspon and partly because he went under the radar last time. Now that defenders have got the measure of him, he will be man marked and targeted. I think he'll struggle to score anywhere near the number of goals he did last seaosn.
What's that saying Pixie uses? Something about wum fcuk-ups coming back to haunt people...?
I have earned the right to create the "Harry Lame" tag now that he can't buy a goal..

See, this is where you complete fcuk up on the wumming front, Pixie! No one is disputing that I (briefly) referred to Kane as "lame" at a time when he wasn't scoring, but it was always clear that that name would only stick for so long as he didn't score. My posting history amply demonstrates that I had every faith in him that he would find his shooting boots eventually.
You, however, said that Kane was a one-season wonder. Well, clearly, he isn't. You were wrong.
Why do not simply admit you were wrong, and that will be the end of it?

He won't go to either Chelsea or United, mate. He wants to play in the CL next season, that's why he's staying put.
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He'll stay put this summer unless he has an amazing Euros, but I think United will get him soon
Doubt Ronaldo is going to be at Real for much longer.
Who else is there for Real to go after with Kane's attributes?
I have no doubts that Real will come knocking, but they will know that Levy won't want to sell Kane, and will only do so if Kane puts in a transfer request (and Kane has not only given absolutely no indication that he would do that, on the contrary, he has given every indication that he wants to remain at Spurs and - to use his own words - become a legend). And if Kane did put in a transfer request, his sale price is likely to eclipse what we got for Bale, to such an extent that I don't think Real would be able to afford him.
Of one thing I am absolutely certain, however - he will never go to either United or Chelsea whilst Levy is in charge at Spurs. Nor do I see Kane wanting to go to either of those clubs when he can see that this Spurs team is far more advanced in terms of its development.
The only reason any player like Kane would have considered either Chelsea or United is to get into the England squad, but that's all changed. These days, young English talent want to come to Spurs in order to get into the English squad.
Times have changed, lads. The Prem is no longer like it used to be. Spurs have been knocking on the door for a long time, and we've finally taken a step across that threshold. Go and plunder Leicester or the Spanners, if you are looking to bully other teams into giving you instant glory, but I seriously doubt you are going to find any easy pickings at Levy's Emporium of Supreme Talent.
Real will never ever in the world, EVER! put in a bid for Harry Kane, you have my word on this Haig![]()
Mate im just happy to get here quick and stop this madness before it begins, luckily i had my trusty LalaLand-o-meter on me otherwise i would never have been aware of this this very very close call.Phew! I must say, that is a huge relief, Sucky! Thank you.
Bale Ronaldo Kane
Suarez Messi Neymar
hardly compares does it
but I seriously doubt you are going to find any easy pickings at Levy's Emporium of Supreme Talent.
I think you mean Levys Emporium of Valuable Yiddos.

Are you saying kane would more likely be wanted by barca than madrid rdbd?