Harry "the Hurra" Kane

Go slit your wrists.

 

Aiding and abetting a suicide is contrary to our criminal code, Lee.

 

Your wit and frivolity have been sorely missed.

 

Stand back if you're within 3 or 4 inches of HIAG

 

Agree the ref must have thought he was at old trafford

 

That far??

 

That's what he claimed he had, but given the fantasy land that HIAG lives in its probably closer to 1 or 2 inches

 

The size of my tool is legendary on this site, and you know it, Pixie!

 

You claimed it was 3 to 4 inches, but we all know how you like to exaggerate

 

I was using "Durham" terror tactics to get a reaction. It not only worked, but still is.

Now, do you understand why I am universally considered to be a wum-god?

 

**** knows what goes on in that parallel dimension of yours HIAG

 

So, the "Hurra" Kane bangs one in against Palace, today, and makes it 12 goals in 14 Prem starts.

Weren't some of you scoffing, at the start of the season, that Kane was going to be a flop? I'm pretty certain that there are a few "ownings" that need to be called-in, here.

 

come on chelsea, sign him up for 50m

 

He won't go to either Chelsea or United, mate. He wants to play in the CL next season, that's why he's staying put.

 

There certainly is HAIG. You called him Harry Lame

Another wum **** up clocked up for you. I love the way you walk straight into them

 

Until levi wants a payday

 

Another one ?!

 

Harry Kane has become the 5th Englishman to score 20+ goals in consecutive PL seasons (Cole, Ferdinand, Fowler & Shearer). Glory.
(BBC Football website)

Remember how, at the start of this season, Pixie was telling us that Kane was a flop?


What a complete and utter bell-end!

He's made some classic howlders this season, but this must rank up there with the worst of them.

 

Maybe so but you're running away with making yourself look like a complete twat over consecutive seasons.

 

bump...

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