Off Topic Chinese Again

Aldi's Wagyu burgers are from New Zealand. Very nice.

KFC are doing a special on a Family Bucket. Tek her there. You cant afford to pay those prices, you're buying her the home of her dreams.

 

Our weekly Chinese costs around 25 quid. Tonight will cost just under a 100 if we go 3 courses plus drinks.

I'm not tight, I'm just careful with me money.

I tried that line at Christmas Chazz. I suggested I wouldn't be getting her owt cos I'm buying her a house.

I lost that discussion.

 

I'd expect you'd like the beetroot truffle ravioli Happy, gaylord and that.

Me? The rib-eye obviously. Bloke food

 

Yeah I heard you like sinking yer teeth into some meat.

 

I'd be going for the fillet or the rack of lamb. Tight ****. Nowt wrong with two mains & no pudding.

 

If that was the case he'd also be buying himself a flat for one.

 

I doubt his little limp wrists could hold a steak knife kemps.

 

Preferably in another country and without internet conection.

 

Are you his missus? Who's of thought?

 

bin away too long - what's Battered Halloumi ?

 

Fried cheese. Lovely.

 

Nah, my missus knows more about football than he does.

 

Can't argue with that description at all.

Cheese. Batter. Fried. It's a holy trinity of awesome.

Not however, for me when out for a meal.

 

It's usually a starter innit?

 

Halloumi is cheese that you throw on the BBQ when some **** turns up & says they're a veggie freak. You obviously use the meat tongs & turn it over where you've cooked the meat to flavour it up for them.

 

Oohh! Catty.

 

I just remember it being quite salty and not melting much when you heat it. I'd eat anything that is vaguely cheesy and battered/breaded though, preferably with a sweet accompaniment.

 

Wagyu is completely lost and wasted in a burger.

 

you probably get twice cooked chips from our local chippy if you go in before midday