Exactly! You got there by default, and when he suddenly found himself there, Wenger didn't have the first clue about what to do! It proves my point exactly! Thanks for bringing that one up, Pixie.
Didn't realise Arsenal's default setting is to get to the CL final! damn Wenger customised it and now we need to get back to the default setting!
I'm a wum Jedi and I know not of what you speak here..... I studied the art of wumming for many years and even invented new and innovative techniques - perfected with my wum colleague @luvgonzo When you can take on mumsnet single handedly, you know you're right up there with the best the net has to offer.
He wont understand, those outside of the circle rarely do. He'll have to serve time on the clown forum before gaining true understanding. I currently have 2 threads ongoing and still no ban. Krusty the Clown Hero or Pariah? And Advertising, which is dicussing the rights and wrongs of advertising Russian Women dating sites on a clown forum.
My last post on the Russian Women dating thread is this.............. OK so my new friend Olga has agreed to meet me, she's a lady from the Russian Dating site advertised on this forum. How do I bring the clowning into the conversation? I'm thinking turning up on our first date in full make up may be a mistake but it would at least mean we start out on an honest foot. Thanks for any help.
What a desperately poor wum attempt, and you're thanking me for bringing it up. HIAG when you said 'Arsenal struggle towards the business end of European competition, because they've never been there' Were you talking about us having 'never been there' in the Champions League final, or 'never been there' when we've won the European Cup winners cup, or 'never been there' when we won the European Fairs Cup ? Which one of these three European finals do you mean by Arsenal having 'never been there' ?
With respect, Mumsnet is kids' stuff, Tobes. I have wummed the four corners of the Glode - and the Earth isn't even square, so that's a wum right there! I'll let you into my secret, re the above-mentioned wum... HIAG's Master Wum Class Tip of the Day: When wumming deluded fans (such as Gooners or Mousers), any denigration of an achievement will be highly sensitive and be sure to elicit plenty of bites. Even better if the achievement is, itself, not really anything to write home about. The more casual one is with the put-down, the more ferocious will be the bites. So, for example, when wumming Gooners, suggest that their getting to a CL Final was a fluke, but try not to make this the object of your sentence, merely a passing observation. Then, sit back with a large tub of popcorn, and watch the fun unfold!
Facing 2 dozen pre-menstrual and sexual frustrated ball breakers, is real hardcore wum territory. You struggle with PISKIE mate, you'd get skinned on mumsnet, those bitches are fierce.
I think you should arrange to meet her and say you'll be the fella wearing the big yellow flower on his lapel... We know what comes next .... If she doesn't balk at you spraying in her face within seconds of meeting, then she's a keeper.
Ah, you are learning the ways of the wum-force, little Tobes! Your attempt to wum a Wum Master is highly creditable, and you should not be embarrassed by your failings!
