The Daniel Sturridge watch thread

[DirtyFrank]

Spotted on the sidelines yesterday ... that lesser spotted Sturridge

Or have the club got Sony to build a robo-Sturridge ?!

Lol...
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.

Cue running fast in slowmotion noises in your head when you see Sturridge run.

Bet it costs us more than 6 Million dollars though....

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Lol...
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.

Cue running fast in slowmotion noises in your head when you see Sturridge run.

Bet it costs us more than 6 Million dollars though....

His wages are more than 6 million dollars per season... 150kx4x10months = 6 million pounds.

 

[DirtyFrank]

His wages are more than 6 million dollars per season... 150kx4x10months = 6 million pounds.

I was thinking solely on our medical costs...but yeah lol

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Studge injured this morning turning his alarm clock off

 

[Diego]

Spotted on the sidelines yesterday ... that lesser spotted Sturridge

Or have the club got Sony to build a robo-Sturridge ?!

Somebody bumped into him when the ball went out for a throw. His MRI scan is booked for Monday morning

 

[Sucky]

any actual real word on when sicknote may return? ****ing joke this is.

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

any actual real word on when sicknote may return? ****ing joke this is.

Tomorrow

 

[Sucky]

Tomorrow

i'll believe it when i see him on the fecking pitch, useless cnut he is

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

i'll believe it when i see him on the fecking pitch, useless cnut he is

what's a cnut?

 

[Sucky]

what's a cnut?

its like a **** but more useless

 

[Enricky.]

Coutinho should be back soon right?

Maybe in time for Villa?

 

[Binomial]

WAIT ,WHAT????

HE'S ALIVE?????????????????????

 

[DirtyFrank]

WAIT ,WHAT????

HE'S ALIVE?????????????????????

Hold your horses...they said he would be on the bench...they said nothing about having a pulse!

 

[jaffaSlot]

I thought Aspas got a raw deal. He's a great player

He took a corner once

 

[Sucky]

He took a corner once

has it cleared the 1st man yet?

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

What happens once Studge and Coutinho return to form a trio with Firmino but we're still ****?

 

[Enricky.]

What happens once Studge and Coutinho return to form a trio with Firmino but we're still ****?

Then it'll be Rodgers' fault, if it isn't already

 

[Jimmy Squarefoot]

What happens once Studge and Coutinho return to form a trio with Firmino but we're still ****?

The holy trinity.

We'll still be **** but we'll score goals in the process!

 

[Binomial]

He took a corner once

and since then we still only scored from 1 in about 500 attempts

all the signs are there to bring him back imho

 

[Master Yoda]

With all due respect, Studge as probably receive better treatment.

Of course... just saying I get it. You can't explain the mindset unless you've felt it yourself.

But it could all be a moot point... he may just be physically injured all the time and the mentality isn't an issue. Hard to imagine someone reaching that level of any sport without wanting to maximise their pitch time.

EDIT: On a happier note it would be nice to finally see Sturridge, Coutinho and Firmino... lots to like about that combination.