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  1. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    At least you didn't tell pork pies, unlike some....
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Not when he clicked on yes for all of them...
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 27, 2016
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    That should put paid to these student tossers wasting any more of our time
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 27, 2016
  4. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Nev - done. Good luck with the thesis and looking fowrard to meeting you at your graduation. Understand you are buying beers for everyone there.
     
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Well I know many of you were so desperate to see the results of this survey that you weren't able to sleep last night and haven't been able to concentrate on your work today. Now that the survey has had 22 responses we can safely say that the results of this survey are statistically accurate and beyond any challenge for those who doubt their accuracy.

    To put you out of your misery you can see the results so far at...

    https://www.surveymonkey.com/results/SM-CJXN6HWQ/
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Jan 28, 2016
  6. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Nev - have an M. Sc on me. Excellent piece of work. Backs up much of Einstein's pioneering work particularly his theory of relativity (Mitrosexual is relatively more of a cxnt than JPF).
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    The theory of relativity is in use in many of our modern electronics such as GPS. GPS systems are made up of three components, the control component, the space component, and the user component. The space component consists of satellites that are placed in specific orbits. The control component consists of a station to which all of the data from the space component is sent. Many relativistic effects occur in GPS systems. Since each of the components is in different reference frames, all of the relativistic effects need to be accounted for so that the GPS works with precision. The clocks used in the GPS systems need to be synchronized. In GPS systems, the gravitational field of the Earth has to be accounted for. There are relativistic effects within the satellite that is in space that need to be accounted for too. GPS systems work with such precision because of the Theory of Relativity. Your GPS won't help you locate us for the meet up though as we will be giving your asian loving arse a fake location.
     
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  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Thus proving the accuracy of the survey results <laugh>
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I aim to please
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    And usually let people down
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Except the ladies, they get a tongue tastic time followed by an almighty smashing
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    <laugh>

    We all love you really!
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Then in comes Chaos to lick their hoop
     
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  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I think there should definitely be a survey dedicated just to Chaos at some point!
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I forgot a bit. After the usually let people down it was meant to say "on purpose".

    Thus once again proving the survey highly accurate. You scored 89% Nev, I suggest you try for a masters in the subject of ****ery
     
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  16. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I assume you'll be teaching the course?
     
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  17. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Only survey I've completed on here <ok>
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Hardly I'm a complete ****. Why would I help you, you ****?
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    To laugh at me failing the course when my nauseating reasonableness kicked in and I failed the practical exam.
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Nah I'll send my ****y assistant JPF, he can feed it back to me and leave out the bits where he bums you
     
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