Off Topic Welcome to Helsinki

do visiting Japanese women have a cold Regina

 

Always look up. Especially in Finland it would seem.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astr...nomenon_draws_a_map_of_a_city_in_the_sky.html

 

I don't know about that but ten years ago, when the Stones played here, Mick Jagger called Regina the city that rhymes with fun.

 

bum ? haha mattress face is a dirrrty swine

 

Sterling's pushing hard for the Uncle Albert role on this evidence. Be sure not to let him near your chandeliers.

 

Point of order. Grandad.

 

I'm more of a Corporal Jones than a Grandad...

Zing!

 

****! How could I get that wrong?

 

Snow outside my house. It's all white tonight.

 

Here's some tips on being a football scout.

http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features...ility-only-half-it-these-days#:JLli_pSdJ1zFLA

Strangely they don't suggest you make sure you're going to the right country to see the game.

 

Or to take a jacket if it it's cold.

 

In my defence, I did take a jacket. I just didn't check how cold it would be. I just manned up in the end, I've been colder.

 

I saw what you did there.

 

complete with chapped lips

 

Just to let you know in case anyone was going that the game between HJK Helsinki and IFK Mariehamn in the Finnish League Cup has been postponed.

 

Damn, their fans will be so ok.

 

A jacket that's thickness isn't measured in microns and doesn't have elbow pads

 

Snow, or have they found a misplaced summer jacket left by a 'tourist'?

 

Vandalised goalpost? They could have used Sterling's jacket.

 

The game was only postponed for a day. That'll have caused some confusion. There seems to be nothing easy about seeing a game in Finland.

Anyway HJK Helsinki won one nil.