Transfer Rumours Bale for Hazard

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Why the **** have you all got pet names for each other?
Ya fecking weirdos!
So if Stan is Donald and Ossie is Gary, who are Mark, Howard and Robbie? <laugh>

Can I be Robbie?
 
Why the **** have you all got pet names for each other?
Ya fecking weirdos!
So if Stan is Donald and Ossie is Gary, who are Mark, Howard and Robbie? <laugh>
I believe Robbie performs on stage with Gary in Bangkok. Gary receives.
 
I would close the thread but I am bored at work and this thread is my only entertainment :)
 
Can everybody stop calling each other Nonce ffs.
Everytime it happens I get bombarded with Reports, and if a site admin catches wind, then you may get a site ban.
I know Watford and Stan are only saying it because Ossie called you it before, but if a site admin comes in, he will not be aware of the context and the history behind it.

So please no more nonce, ***** or any insult variation thereof.

You'd have more luck asking a dog not to bark
 
Brilliant Donald did you think of that all by yourself or did your husband help?
All my own work Gary.

Was Bangkok the only option after the South London hookers refused to do any more business with you?

Do you get to watch many Chelsea games over there? Most of them have been hilarious this season!
 
All my own work Gary.

Was Bangkok the only option after the South London hookers refused to do any more business with you?

Do you get to watch many Chelsea games over there? Most of them have been hilarious this season!
Yes Thailand was the only option for my food empire to expand as the labour is cheap so surprised youre not here with your husband. As for Chelsea i gave my season ticket to my mate but miss the banter on matchdays.

Do you get to see many games in Guilford Donald? How was Benidorm last time?
 
Yes Thailand was the only option for my food empire to expand as the labour is cheap so surprised youre not here with your husband. As for Chelsea i gave my season ticket to my mate but miss the banter on matchdays.

Do you get to see many games in Guilford Donald? How was Benidorm last time?
Is the chicken stuffer still servicing you twice nightly?
 
I've not been following this thread, so a lot of the witty banter has gone over head. However, it does amuse me, the idea that Bale will swap winning trophies in the balmy sunshine of Spain, for a grim relegation battle amid the stunned silence at the Bridge. We're talking about the man who scored a hat-trick in his first game for Zidane, so - yeah - it stands to reason that Zidane will want shot of him.

Come on, lads! We ready have a banter thread!
 
Is the chicken stuffer still servicing you twice nightly?
oh Donald there we was waiting for some witty banter but I suppose you are best leaving that to hiag & myself.

You should try and hang out with Kevin his perticular activities would suit your backdoor traits
 
oh Donald there we was waiting for some witty banter but I suppose you are best leaving that to hiag & myself.

You should try and hang out with Kevin his perticular activities would suit your backdoor traits
The thing is Ossie, I reckon you genuinely think you provide witty banter as you live in your 1980's headhunter bubble, which is why you've had to decamp to Bangkok! Bernard Manning type humour went out of fashion a long time ago!

@Hoddle Is A God you are now in Ossie's gang!

Obviously I have to be careful what I say to you Ossie as you tend to go crying to the mods, you pikey pussy!
 
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