Transfer Rumours Bale for Hazard

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At least we agree on something Donald.

 

Are you drunk already Gary?

 

Why the **** have you all got pet names for each other?
Ya fecking weirdos!
So if Stan is Donald and Ossie is Gary, who are Mark, Howard and Robbie?

Can I be Robbie?

 

I believe Robbie performs on stage with Gary in Bangkok. Gary receives.

 

Haha you're the one who receives Donald, I've got you pants down in every exchange.

 

I would close the thread but I am bored at work and this thread is my only entertainment

 

It's also the highlight of Ossie's day until he's called up on stage and handed the ping pong balls.

 

You'd have more luck asking a dog not to bark

 

You've spent too much of your Dole money going to Benidorm Donald. Simple pleasures for a simple mind, so predictable.

 

Talking of dogs did you ever run the garage in Corrie Kev?

 

Not as predictable as you ending up in Thailand!

 

Brilliant Donald did you think of that all by yourself or did your husband help?

 

All my own work Gary.

Was Bangkok the only option after the South London hookers refused to do any more business with you?

Do you get to watch many Chelsea games over there? Most of them have been hilarious this season!

 

I'd tell you if I knew what Corrie Kev was meant to mean

 

Yes Thailand was the only option for my food empire to expand as the labour is cheap so surprised youre not here with your husband. As for Chelsea i gave my season ticket to my mate but miss the banter on matchdays.

Do you get to see many games in Guilford Donald? How was Benidorm last time?

 

Is the chicken stuffer still servicing you twice nightly?

 

I've not been following this thread, so a lot of the witty banter has gone over head. However, it does amuse me, the idea that Bale will swap winning trophies in the balmy sunshine of Spain, for a grim relegation battle amid the stunned silence at the Bridge. We're talking about the man who scored a hat-trick in his first game for Zidane, so - yeah - it stands to reason that Zidane will want shot of him.

Come on, lads! We ready have a banter thread!

 

oh Donald there we was waiting for some witty banter but I suppose you are best leaving that to hiag & myself.

You should try and hang out with Kevin his perticular activities would suit your backdoor traits

 

The thing is Ossie, I reckon you genuinely think you provide witty banter as you live in your 1980's headhunter bubble, which is why you've had to decamp to Bangkok! Bernard Manning type humour went out of fashion a long time ago!

@Hoddle Is A God you are now in Ossie's gang!

Obviously I have to be careful what I say to you Ossie as you tend to go crying to the mods, you pikey pussy!