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[Tel (they/them)]

Do you realise what a tit you sound.

Sound?

What's wrong with you? Nobody online for you to brown nose tonight? You're so far up some of the lads arses on here they call you Rod Hull behind your back.

 

[rooch 3]

Sound?

What's wrong with you? Nobody online for you to brown nose tonight? You're so far up some of the lads arses on here they call you Rod Hull behind your back.

Do you really think you bother me you turnip, thats your mam shouting she's got her tittie ready for you.

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

Champion. I was just gonna go to bed, but I'll see how this develops.

 

[rooch 3]

Champion. I was just gonna go to bed, but I'll see how this develops.

Stick around mate I think he's had a bad day.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Do you really think you bother me you turnip, thats your mam shouting she's got her tittie ready for you.

Quick I hear there's a new member on the Sheffield Wednesday board, go tell them your awesome sausage story.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Stick around mate I think he's had a bad day.

Yeah my team beat our bitter rivals away from home.

Foaming here.

 

[rooch 3]

Quick I hear there's a new member on the Sheffield Wednesday board, go tell them your awesome sausage story.

Typy Typy your tities getting cold.

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

Stick around mate I think he's had a bad day.

Don't think so, he team beat their arch rivals. Keep your guard up, he can throw some canny right handers.

 

[rooch 3]

Yeah my team beat our bitter rivals away from home.

Foaming here.

Oh sorry mate didn't realise you were suckling.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Typy Typy your tities getting cold.

You've got nowt, you desperate ****ing pigeon.

Same old recycled ****e you get from any generic boring **** who can't come up with anything original.

Magnolia motherfucker.

 

[rooch 3]

Don't think so, he team beat their arch rivals. Keep your guard up, he can throw some canny right handers.

I can duck mate.

 

[rooch 3]

You've got nowt, you desperate ****ing pigeon.

Same old recycled ****e you get from any generic boring **** who can't come up with anything original.

Magnolia motherfucker.

Oh I thought you were going to tell me I had only put one T in tittie.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Don't think so, he team beat their arch rivals. Keep your guard up, he can throw some canny right handers.

I'm not even gonna bother dragging this rotting piece of **** around for much longer, he's had his instructions.

 

[rooch 3]

I'm not even gonna bother dragging this rotting piece of **** around for much longer, he's had his instructions.

Ha Ha Ha ****ing pissing myself here. Dope.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Ha Ha Ha ****ing pissing myself here. Dope.

The nurse will be along in a bit to clean it up and put you to bed.

 

[rooch 3]

The nurse will be along in a bit to clean it up and put you to bed.

Now thats a bit funnier you must be calming down now.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Now thats a bit funnier you must be calming down now.

We done here then or are you on the cusp of finally saying something remotely interesting for once in your meaningless life?

 

[rooch 3]

We done here then or are you on the cusp of finally saying something remotely interesting for once in your meaningless life?

I accept your apology.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I accept your apology.

I accept you're a boring ****.

 

[rooch 3]

I accept you're a boring ****.

I accepted first so run along and stick your manc nose back up your dogs arse.