Ayew

Sound?

What's wrong with you? Nobody online for you to brown nose tonight? You're so far up some of the lads arses on here they call you Rod Hull behind your back.

 

Do you really think you bother me you turnip, thats your mam shouting she's got her tittie ready for you.

 

Champion. I was just gonna go to bed, but I'll see how this develops.

 

Stick around mate I think he's had a bad day.

 

Quick I hear there's a new member on the Sheffield Wednesday board, go tell them your awesome sausage story.

 

Yeah my team beat our bitter rivals away from home.

Foaming here.

 

Typy Typy your tities getting cold.

 

Don't think so, he team beat their arch rivals. Keep your guard up, he can throw some canny right handers.

 

Oh sorry mate didn't realise you were suckling.

 

You've got nowt, you desperate ****ing pigeon.

Same old recycled ****e you get from any generic boring **** who can't come up with anything original.

Magnolia motherfucker.

 

I can duck mate.

 

Oh I thought you were going to tell me I had only put one T in tittie.

 

I'm not even gonna bother dragging this rotting piece of **** around for much longer, he's had his instructions.

 

Ha Ha Ha ****ing pissing myself here. Dope.

 

The nurse will be along in a bit to clean it up and put you to bed.

 

Now thats a bit funnier you must be calming down now.

 

We done here then or are you on the cusp of finally saying something remotely interesting for once in your meaningless life?

 

I accept your apology.

 

I accept you're a boring ****.

 

I accepted first so run along and stick your manc nose back up your dogs arse.