*****/ Spastic ^1. I am but a humble tedious little turd (apparently) - how do you expect me to know how Secret Santa works ?
2. I have a few opinions about you - being a *****phile isn't one of them - I'll leave your sexuality ( or lack thereof ) to the others on GC - they're doing a good enough job without my help.
3. I might ( at times ) be a tedious little turd - but with your 'standard' reply of '**** off / ***** / Spastic, it makes being a turd a damned sight more interesting than you'll ever hope to be.

