Wid ye?

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1. I am but a humble tedious little turd (apparently) - how do you expect me to know how Secret Santa works ?
2. I have a few opinions about you - being a *****phile isn't one of them - I'll leave your sexuality ( or lack thereof ) to the others on GC - they're doing a good enough job without my help.
3. I might ( at times ) be a tedious little turd - but with your 'standard' reply of '**** off / ***** / Spastic, it makes being a turd a damned sight more interesting than you'll ever hope to be.
*****/ Spastic ^
 
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Yootdem
don't be so lazy - you both forgot to tell me to '**** Off' - but then you probably haven't learnt the entire alphabet just yet.
Do you need to know the full alphabet to be able to tell someone to **** off?
 
Do you think they have one of those string pulls at the back, with a few small sayings, there might be a sort of pervert roulette too, with one from the old bill mixed up in there, "you're ****in' nicked me old nonce" then it transforms into a burly 18 stone cozzer with a tall hat on.