mad bogus Yootdem don't be so lazy - you both forgot to tell me to '**** Off' - but then you probably haven't learnt the entire alphabet just yet.
Do you think they have one of those string pulls at the back, with a few small sayings, there might be a sort of pervert roulette too, with one from the old bill mixed up in there, "you're ****in' nicked me old nonce" then it transforms into a burly 18 stone cozzer with a tall hat on.