Southampton host Palace this Saturday
We hope that for once we'll come out to play
Forster's returning, but, oh not quite yet,
And Mane and Wanyama have both booked their jets
To play for the biggies and earn lots of cash
A decision for some which seems rather rash
At right back for me I'd like to go Cuco
That Portuguese chap's in and out like a yoyo.
Fonte and Virgil will hold the defence
(until the 80th minute when they'll do something dense).
Berty and Tadic will storm down the left
Until we reach goal and of ideas are bereft
Up front will be someone paid to score goals
But the form of our strikers is full of holes.
In the middle we've got Prowsey, Clasie and Steve
Who'll dominate the ball and yet rarely weave
That nice piece of magic that lays on a plate
A simple tap in - a fluke would be great!
I hope that we win, but more, to play well,
This season's dross has, thus far, left us in hell.
We hope that for once we'll come out to play
Forster's returning, but, oh not quite yet,
And Mane and Wanyama have both booked their jets
To play for the biggies and earn lots of cash
A decision for some which seems rather rash
At right back for me I'd like to go Cuco
That Portuguese chap's in and out like a yoyo.
Fonte and Virgil will hold the defence
(until the 80th minute when they'll do something dense).
Berty and Tadic will storm down the left
Until we reach goal and of ideas are bereft
Up front will be someone paid to score goals
But the form of our strikers is full of holes.
In the middle we've got Prowsey, Clasie and Steve
Who'll dominate the ball and yet rarely weave
That nice piece of magic that lays on a plate
A simple tap in - a fluke would be great!
I hope that we win, but more, to play well,
This season's dross has, thus far, left us in hell.
at least another year... n even that would be pushing it

