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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by originallambrettaman, Jan 2, 2016.

  1. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    This was a joke Dutch.
     
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  2. DMD

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    No idea if it's related, but there's a big feud going on at the minute, stretches from York/Darlington and others. One group dug up the graves of the other and nicked two skulls. It was set to kick off in York over Christmas, but I don't think it did. Sub-machine guns were confiscated.
     
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  3. ElTigre

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    Only in Hull? McDonalds started in America. Duh.
     
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  4. DMD

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    Well spotted. Hopefully if you study a few more, in time you could maybe manage one that doesn't need explaining yourself. <ok>
     
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  5. originallambrettaman

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    Nah, I'll just keeping aiming them at those with a sense of humour.

    Dressmaker. <doh>
     
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  6. Craigo

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    Now girls.
     
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  7. WhittlingStick

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    all a bit touchy
     
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  8. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    I spotted that connection too.
     
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  9. Steven Toast

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    I didn't make that connection, but a weird coincidence. As Futurama would day, interesting if true.
     
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  10. Happy Tiger

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    It's a shame the pikeys can't just argue online rather than resorting to actually trying to shoot each other.
     
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  11. Carmine Galante.

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    I purchased a Stanley screwdriver set and some screws from B and Q this morning and was driving out of St Andrews just after it happened.

    Saw 2 x ARV's with armed plod carrying MP 5's bossing people about. Didn't see the car with windows shot out mind.

    Too busy admiring my new screwdriver selection sat on the passenger seat.
     
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  12. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    You get banned for even the slightest suggestion of a shooting online.
     
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  13. Happy Tiger

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    Is there a purpose for this purchase?

    Obviously you don't NEED one but I wondered if you had any DIY planned? If so, I'm sure you could get some tips on here.
     
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  14. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Always like to add a new tool to the box now and again. Got a lovely 10mm ratchet spanner the other day.
     
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  15. Carmine Galante.

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    I bought said merchandise to fix/ screw back on the door knob on the side door of the East Wing.

    Spent 5 minutes trying to do it then sacked it off as I thought I needed to drill pilot holes and really couldn't be arsed.

    My 9 year old daughter then said she'd have a go, to humour her I handed over the toolage and left her to it thinking she's get bored after 2 minutes.

    The door knob is fixed now, well 2 of the 3 screws are firmly secured, the third one is still a bit wobbly.

    Her indoors has called me a few choice names but I'm not bothered, it saved me a job

    I, literally, have no shame.
     
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  16. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Is your daughter any good with ridge tiles Carmine?
     
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  17. Happy Tiger

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    She's ready to learn the wonder of No More Nails.

    Literally the greatest thing ever invented. EVER. FACT.

    I've told the missus when we move in a few weeks, a couple of the mirrors aint coming with us. She's not having that.

    I may need more filler.
     
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  18. Carmine Galante.

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    She'd be better than me.

    Honestly.
     
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  19. tigerbalm

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    Why do the police have tasers when the lad has a gun
     
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  20. Steven Toast

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    The ones in the X5s have pistols.
     
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