Off Topic Where's the Christmas booze shop thread

[Ernie Shackleton]

Tell you what Ern that solution they give you to sup the day before is a joy to behold.

The actual intrusion of your anus is nowt compared to drinking that stuff.

Just about to have a Baileys with 2 x cubes of ice added.

I remember it well. Probably TMI but I was awestruck that so much liquid could come out of a human body without desiccation kicking in. If the Egyptians had known about that stuff then mummification would have been a far more successful process.

Re: The Baileys. I'm just guessing that the rohypnol hasn't worn off yet. Don't leave the house without a responsible adult until the morning.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

I think we need to talk about Pork Pies.
Where's the best place to get one?

 

[dennisboothstash]

I think we need to talk about Pork Pies.
Where's the best place to get one?

Fields Anlaby
End of discussion
Bought a 3lb pork pie and half a family size Apricot and Walnut Pork Pie today from there.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Fields Anlaby
End of discussion
Bought a 3lb pork pie and half a family size Apricot and Walnut Pork Pie today from there.

Fruit based Pork Pies!!! Whats the world coming too.

 

[dennisboothstash]

Fruit based Pork Pies!!! Whats the world coming too.

Bloody lovely
They also do a good one with stuffing where the jelly would normally be

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

Fields Anlaby
End of discussion
Bought a 3lb pork pie and half a family size Apricot and Walnut Pork Pie today from there.

Have half the family got a nut allergy DBT?

 

[originallambrettaman]

Fruit based Pork Pies!!! Whats the world coming too.

First cheese, now pork pies, the world's gone mad.

 

[Happy Tiger]

Fruit based Pork Pies!!! Whats the world coming too.

Do they do one with mould too?

 

[AKCJ]

I think we need to talk about Pork Pies.
Where's the best place to get one?

Melton Mowbray.

 

[Happy Tiger]

Melton Mowbray.

That is actually spot on.

Obvz it's a bit of a drive so just ensure you only get ones made there.

Without any fruit in them

Or mould.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

I might start on the Baileys soon.

Out of a shoe.

 

[originallambrettaman]

Do they do one with mould too?

I ordered a steak pie from Fields once and they gave me some steak and stilton **** by mistake.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

I ordered a steak pie from Fields once and they gave me some steak and stilton **** by mistake.

Isnt he a bit fruity himself, but keeps denying it.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

Isnt he a bit fruity himself, but keeps denying it.

Really?

Who'd have thought it?

He reminds me of a cross between Michael Flatley and Michael Ball and they're both solid blokes and as hetro as they come.

Can't get me head around it Chazz, surely it's just crazy talk?

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Really?

Who'd have thought it?

He reminds me of a cross between Michael Flatley and Michael Ball and they're both solid blokes and as hetro as they come.

Can't get me head around it Chazz, surely it's just crazy talk?

I heard he drinks Baileys, I started the rumour from there really. Fruit in Dennis' Pork Pie was the clincher. Unless its just specially made for Dennis!!! interesting

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

I might start on the Baileys soon.

Out of a shoe.

Flat, kitten heel, stilletto or clown?

 

[Carmine Galante.]

Flat, kitten heel, stilletto or clown?

Clown, has to be.

More for the volume than anything else.

 

[The FRENCH TICKLER]

Pork Pies from Fields in Anlaby are wonderful. They also do a mean Vanilla Slice.

As for booze it is all in and under control.

First case of Budweiser was started last night. Get in.

 

[originallambrettaman]

Pork Pies from Fields in Anlaby are wonderful. They also do a mean Vanilla Slice.

As for booze it is all in and under control.

First case of Budweiser was started last night. Get in.

Don't come on here lowering the tone with your Budweiser nonsense, there's enough talk of women's drinks with the Baileys.

 

[The FRENCH TICKLER]

Don't come on here lowering the tone with your Budweiser nonsense, there's enough talk of women's drinks with the Baileys.

Nothing wrong with Budweiser. However that is not the only alcohol I have in the cooler. Surprised you have not mentioned alco-pops ?