I'd do anything that wouldn't A. Kill me or a member of my family or B. Send me to prison.
I mean a few minutes pain for a lifetime of gain is the way I see it.
I mean a few minutes pain for a lifetime of gain is the way I see it.
Why not vince is terryImagine if some posters were other posters as well.
Billy is also Albert.
Comm is also Diddles.
Vince is Shafiq Jiskani.
Monty987 is Bri![]()

Pops, I love your optimism mate. Whaddya think are the chances of finding a multi-millionaire gay bloke who fancies humping an old gadgie with a terminal disease whatever the price?Don`t think I could participate in homosexual thingies at any price. I find the practice totally abhorrent.
Don`t get me wrong, I know lots of gay people, funny as ****, great company but they keep their relationships and activities behind closed doors which is exactly where it should be.
I find gay pride irritates the hell out of me.
The only exception would be if I had a terminal illness, not long to live, set up the family. Other than it`s my pet nono.
Pops, I love your optimism mate. Whaddya think are the chances of finding a multi-millionaire gay bloke who fancies humping an old gadgie with a terminal disease whatever the price?![]()

Pops, I love your optimism mate. Whaddya think are the chances of finding a multi-millionaire gay bloke who fancies humping an old gadgie with a terminal disease whatever the price?![]()

I`m a virgin?
How tempting is that?![]()
Is that a subtle way of telling Defive he is adopted?


Have you heard Steve hillage versionF**k me just watching a programme I had recorded and jimmy page, John bonham and John Paul Jones all played on donovans hit single "the hurdy gurdy man" - never knew that

22:31 I see comms thread and think "oh that could be interesting"
22:32 I see pops offering up his anal virginity.
22:33 I may never think the same again about anything.
Definitely not mate. I was there at the birth.
Whether or not I was there at the conception is a different matter entirely.
edit: Nah, no doubts. That little bugger`s mine all right.![]()
You're not a very good virgin then.
Your stock is falling.
Final offer, a twix and a bag of mixed coins is about your lot.
Deeply hurt.![]()
Well I've not got a million quid pops!
Nor am I a homosexual, I was just trying to secure an agreement so I could broker a deal to my own financial gain, you know, when you're 'ready to receive'.
Pops, I love your optimism mate. Whaddya think are the chances of finding a multi-millionaire gay bloke who fancies humping an old gadgie with a terminal disease whatever the price?![]()

Lol, I hope Terry was talking about the other Monty![]()
